Back!!!

Hooray!! I am back in my beloved arms after 9 long days away!! Hey, not that I am complaining of the beautiful scenery that I enjoy in Brussels....it's just that it would have been better if he was there as well..

Well, updates updates...lets see

• I still don't know what they're put me on for on Christmas Day!! Hopefully a day off!!
• I've been nominated to attend PMIS. Like you, when I first read it I thought what the hell is PMIS!! Post mortem instructor security?! Pre....well, it is actually Personal Management Inflight System!! Thanks for that! I had to call to find out! I mean, when you put an invite to people, perhaps it would have been easier for us if you actually don't put short forms. I mean.... you know what I mean!!
• Oooh ooohh!! Shweta's getting engaged!! Yeeaaahhh!!! I'm sssooo happy for her!! I think this is like an outbreak!! I know sssooo many friends getting that ring on the finger next year!!! I hope that the rest will be get it as well... you know who you are!!! We better make sure that we don't have the ceremony on the same dates....That would be bad....

Doing Christmas shopping today..still don't know what to get for my honey bunny ( he will tell me to stop it soon !! hahahah!! )

Right gotta go bank! They have not stopped calling me aaaahhhh

Have a wonderful day everyone!! I know I will

xx

Brugge

Went to Brugge, pronounced Bruj, today. It was nice, I enjoyed it. Brugge is a little town 45min train ride from Brussels. We set off at 8am! I checked the weather before we left, 3 degrees. I hoped that it would be warmer when the sun is up, it was. Unfortunately, at most places the tall buildings were blocking my favourite planet.

When we got to the train station, we were early by 30min. The first train that heads that way was at 9am, so we had breakkie first. Ah, morning coffee is always nice innit? We first went to the ice exhibition, mostly all the sculptures were inspired by the cartoon Ice Age. The temperature inside? -5 degrees. Braving myself, went in, snapped all the pictures quickly then headed out for a nice warm tomato soup to warm myself up again. People!! My fingers and toes were numb. So numb it hurt!! Perhaps we were not really dressed properly for that. I mean you really need thermal gloves and boots don't ya? I would!!

Then we went to venture the town. I tell you, today was our lucky day. Firstly, the train ticket would normally be 24euros was 7 today. The busses were free as well!! They say it's because today's Sunday?! Well....normally or back where I'm from, on weekends the price would be double!! HHmmm, Europe...funny huh?

So, we walked and walked and walked and walked thanks to Mustafa who became our tour guide today. Me and Ting Ting were counting the seconds as they pass by. The moment he said, ok finish! huh!!! aren't we relieved!! What do you expect? From 8am to numb toes til 5pm!!!

We slept in the train back. The rest decided to head straight back to the hotel to sleep. Not me, I told them that if I sleep now, I will be awake at 3am!! What the f@$k would I do at that time in the morning? Sssooo, Kannatikarn and myself decided to go for dinner. She wanted some roughage in her. Me? More Mussels!!! Yup, had the whole plate to myself, mussels with melted cheese in garlic butter sauce. Yumm yumm yumm...

So, I'm finally back in the hotel room, time check 9.46pm Brussels time. I skyped Dave but he did not reply. Still busy mingling with the important stars in India I suppose!! ( huh! you wanna know more right? can't tell you now!! hee hee )

Will call my honey bunny ( god he'll kill me if he knows I call him that ) again before setting my nice warm bath. Right, I hope you will enjoy the pikkies I took,if you don't ....you need to ask? You know the link.

Adios Amigos

xx

Aphrodisiac!!

Hello my love ones, like my new blog page? I do..I think it's soo sexy!! I still need to change the font colour of my links. Well anyway, after a cold day in Toronto, we flew back to Brussels. Slept for a couple of hours then went out to have dinner. And I have finally ate what everyone was talking about! Mussels!! Delicious ... we also ate Paila which is rice with green peas and seafood...loads of seafood,mussels, prawns big ones tiny ones lobster mussels and squid!! Yummy!!! Then off we hobbled ( cause of too much food in tum-tum ) to Grand Palace Square to see the lights show. We are lucky as it only went on today..... thank the lucky stars huh? I used up all my space in my camera to click them pikkies!! Time check: 2.06am sandland time, 11.06pm Brussels time. I hope I can get up at half six local time to go to Bruj. Gonna spent like the whole day there before crashing out at the hotel the next full day before the flight back to sandland. Which btw, is really fan-fucking-tastic as I get to meet and hug my man!!! He is now in Aamby Valley doing a gig! Now that's another story I will let you know as soon as I get the green light to.

I'm sure you cannot imagine how great life is for me! It is!!! Anyway, click on you know where to see my pikkies of the trip so far. Of course, I will upload more when I get back from Bruj tom.

Right then.....finishing my pikkies then off to bed.

Au Voiur

xx

Toronto

I woke up about 5 mins ago and realised that I am in Toronto, Canada. It is 8.30am Canadian time, 5.30pm sandland time and 9.30pm M'sian time. I am LOST, HUNGRY AAANNDD GGRROOGGYYY!!! aaahhhh!!! I need food...but wait is it for breakfast or lunch cause I was in Brussels yesterday!! uuuurrrrggghhhh this is so mind-fucked!!! My brain is telling me to have b'fast, which is where everyone is going. This rest. called "Eggspectations" ...eeeeevvveryone is saying that they make the best eggs ever...what ever kind you want...hhhmmm...salivate!! salivate!!

I've got a nice view from my room. Speaking of room, it is hilarious. Massive size...2 big plush queen size beds...tiny tiny toilet enough for just a bath-tub and the bog!! The sink? Outside of the toilet?!!! The coffee machine in the room? On the sink!! Outside the toilet!!

And you say I'm whining??!!!

Mind-fucked!!

hungry...need ffooodddd...

bye

xx

All dark and gloomy

Time check : 8.50am local time in Brussels. It's still dark outside. I have been up since 7am thanks to the phone call from the bank saying " Pay your damn bill woman!!" Well,not really. Poor person didn't even get a chance to say anything. I just rattled off "I'm in Brussels. Will only be back after a week. I will pay my bill then" before hanging up the phone! Rude? Nnnnooo love. Saving phone bills. hee hee

I didn't go out for dinner last nite. Had some instant noodles in the room. Was so engrossed in updating my multiply site (check it out! I think it looks glam) that I forgot the time. Well, I was already hungry by then, so I nibbled, gobbled rather, on the noodles which I bought in the supermarket here.

Flying off to Toronto tonight. Looking forward to it? I don't know. Will hate the weather though ( -10 degrees) see the plan was NOT to go out at all. But like the States and Aussie, I can't bring food in. So there. I still have to go out and get. Hey you gotta eat doncha? I might wanna go to Chinatown and get some real chinese food, boy I miss that, and get some cooking stuff there.

Ok. That's all I can think of right now.

Need food!!

Bye

xx

In Brussels

Guess what? I've arrived safely in Brussels, Belgium. It's cold and raining here!! Right, thought I'd let you know....going out now with the crew....

Take care y'all

I promise I will eat all the mussels for ya!!

xx

I have finally finish uploading my birthday pictures. Huh! Now the rugby pictures lak. I also have finish my preparing my powerpoint presentation for tomorrow. Sampai pening kepala!! Sampai macam nak give up aje. But I preservered. And I succeeded!! I finished! Not really my best, I think. Not enough time or materials to work on. No video no pictures. Hhhmmm, I have to make do lah with what I have. Actually, besok I ade interview pat opis for part-time instructor. So that's the fuss about my presentation lah. I hope I will be alright. I will give my best shot. So wish me luck lah!

It's Dave's show tonight at the Madinat Theatre and I am not there!! Jangan panik. I will be there tomorrow night instead. This is a request from my sayang this morning, entah kenape dia suruh I gi besok. It's a sold-out show for tonight and tomorrow. Kencang seh. I am so proud of him. He is so happy. In fact, as I am writing this, he is waiting for 8.30pm where the show will start. I know you will rock honey!!

Oklah, time to do my nails now.

xx

Lonely..I am so lonely...all on my own!!!!

And so I have been trying for the last 2 days to upload my birthday pictures, which I finally remembered to copy back from Dave's pc, its not a lot. But it's taking a bloody long time. It's really pissing me off. I still have the rugby pictures to upload! All because of fucking dial-up!!! I wish I have broadband or wireless, cebah...mentang-mentang dapat PC card for my birthday ngada-ngada. I tried to nick someone's wireless from the building tapi sesape yg ade wireless semua dah blah to the new building!!!! But seriously lah, uploading pictures using dial-up takes bloody foreva!!!! BBBIIINNNGGGIIITTT!!!!! Note of the new usage of perkataan melayu, ini semua pasal I dah kene spot ngan 2-3 orang, who shall remain nameless. I dah kene warning that they tak berapa gembira ngan I menghina orang kesayangan mereka ,iyeke tak kan lah I ni zalim nah. So there.....

It rained here last weekend!!! Can you imagine rain in the sunny sand land?? Lecak....kelam-kabut diaorang sekejap. The sudden panic of drivers on the road, to prevent their 'precious' cars getting spoilt???!!! It's funny yet irritating at the same time when you happen to be in the car behind the slow ones!!!

I am on days off now. And yet I have to be here all alone, working on my presentation. And no, Dave is not away and yes I HAVE TO GIVE A MISS TO HIS LONG AWAITED GIG AT THE MADINAT THEATRE!!! Boring kan??!! Well, its all because I applied for a higher position in the company. However, I did not expect to give a presentation this month before my long long Brussels-Toronto trip!!! Plus, I had not prepared anything. They gave me 3 days to work on it. So now, here I am all alone in this house, preparing the presentation while the love of my life is in the other state!!! I can only get to peluk my busok hopefully on the 9th after my flight, which I will rush back to get there before it is too late. Otherwise only on the 20th!!! LAMANYE!!! Boleh jadi giler seh!!!

So tomorrow the plan is to go to the rostered medical check-up at 10am, go to the bank and collect my atm and global card, come back and continue my presentation then call Sally to do my nails, which fyi look like SHIT!!! What's yours?

xx

Maids...

This is dedicated to all wives without maids: Hats Off to you ladies!! Now, you might be wondering why I suddenly say this. Remember what happened to the thief maid that we had? Now the house is dirty, dusty and put it simply uurrgghh!! So, when I was there, I had to clean up. Sweep the floor, mop it, clean the garden, clean up the dead leaves, throw away rubbish, cook, do laundry, vacuum the 2nd floor, change the sheets...yadda yadda yadda...IT IS DAMN TIRING!! I don noe how those ladies can do that everyday!! By the end of the 1st day, I was so tired I was lying on the cool cool floor just relaxing my back!! On the other hand, I CAN SAY that I did do a fantastic job...Dave's tinks that it is so much cleaner then when we had the maid!! Thank you mummy and daddy for teaching me when I was younger. Seriously, I can't wait for a new maid to come into the house...lazy pants me!! hee hee

I didn't take much pikkies when I was in New York. I was busy shopping!! hee hee. But I managed to take a couple whilst on the way. Its on the multiplt site. Next month, I'll be doing my 1st Brussels-Toronto flight!! Arse!! After all this time, they've decided to give me finally the 9-day trip in winter!! I definitely will be freezing my arse and tits off!! I will, however take this opportunity to get the runny nose so that I will get off for Christmas!! Now now,don't you dare tell anyone off.It will be our tiny little secret. According toDave,it will be a tele christmas dinner this year. Can't wait.

I called Karen yesterday, kkrraazzyy curly Karen! She has a sprained ankle from the bus driver closing the door while she was helping some passenger into the airport bus!! Poor gal!! She's on the way home for a couple coming back for the 7s!! I hope she do have the tickets already as it has been sold out! I must remember to take pictures for you poor folks who can't be there. Promise!!

xx

I'm in New York!!

Ok, so i dreaded the flight. Becoz, of the extremely long flight and wat tight security they will have and whether will I be pulled out due to my name..So to be safe, I came 40 mins earlier to the briefing office. To get the right papers, to make sure that everyting a-okay!!

Did the briefing, only to flind out that one of the gals left her passport when she sent her car yesterday for repairs!! And then I found out that one of the first officers is not legal!! Damn!! Is that a sign that everything's gonna be shit??!! Got on the plane...went smooth..thank fuck for that...up, up and away we went...time for me to sleep,which on my previous blog I wrote that it was compulsory. I tried...First class..fan-fucking-tastic...hey..It is up to me where the whole crew get to sleep..as si moi's in charge..ah huh..the lady's in the house!!!

Unfortunately, I can't...the air's too dry up there for me to get a proper sleep...unless I get really tired, which at this point I am not!! So what else we do we do? On a 14 1/2 hour flight with only 30 passengers on this mega huge plane? We EAT!!! What ever is available..drink as many cups of coffees and teas as we can..Right now, in the hotel room where the internet's free... I am sitting down with my extremely bloated tum-tum..tanx to the coffee and the norm bloat-thing I get from flying!! Oh yah..I didn't tell you..I thought I was gonna get pulled in customs bcoz of my name...the first thing I did when the aircraft door opened, I asked the ground staff !! hey, you need to noe, you do stuff man!! She told me no...as my nationality's not the targetted ones. But still..at immigration, I was still saying ma prayers...Thank fuck she said...ok thank you..that's it..adios amigos.

So here I am(again, god how many times I have to say this) ok, I am really tired!!! I'm off to bed..which by the way looks really delicious, you know the kind where once you get on it you don want to move?

NO?

Tough!!

Good nite..

xx

PS: Jun darling..got the top! Love it! It fits! Thank you!!

After a coupla dayz off...

Right then...after a couple of days off..I am actually off to New York tom!! Yup, that's rite folks, off to the capital of the world!! That will be a 14 hour flight direct non-stop from here. I've packed, I've shuffled my stuff around ie removing all unnecessary papers from my briefcase, packed my sleeping suit, oh yes, this flight we get to sleep while on duty, in fact it is actually a must of undisturbed horizontal sleep!! Cool huh? I am excited! What will I do there? I don't think I will be going to Manhattan, instead I will be doing some Christmas pressies for my fiance!! And I must try the local food there. I'm sure I will get more JFK flights, that's when I will be doing some sight-seeing!!! Oh yes, I have charged up my camera..I will take some pictures!!

Okie dokie, I have to go now and put in some partie tops! YOU HAVE TO GO OUT IN NEW YORK!!

Adios..tata

xx

Trouble

I was talking to my man yesterday and he told me that he got an e-mail from his daddy, signore professore and his darling mummy ( oh no..they're not italian but it just sounds nice doesn't it signore professore hee hee ) asking him what the problem was and is everything ok? Oh no..me and ma big mouth, getting them poor folks worried...sssooo...
Dear Peter and Eugenie,
Everything's ok now. I suppose this is a big lesson for us to really do some research before we decide to take anyone on. Dave's off to germany tonight, I wish I can be there but I've got New York soon. Besides, I don't think I wanna be there when she's there. Hee Hee. So now, the plan is when Dave gets back ( I will be in New York then ) is to probably boot them out. Naughty naughty me...really, I don't really know what the plan is. I will want to do that, but you know your son, the diplomat. So he will let you know better. I sincerely apologise for making you worry. Everything here is cool as dandy. I hope things are cool as well there.
Lots of Love,
si moi ( ok, I can't really write my name... ) ooohhh the big secret!!

Other than that, I am off to see Dave for a couple of hours for some good lovin' ( stop write there missy don reveal anymore explicit details ) then back here late at night before Dave's off to Germany yah...

I love life now. It's going great. I hope you do too.

Shower now...don't wanna be stinky-poo for later..

xx

My Green IPod

I found my ipod!!! Hooray!!! I thought I lost it in Frankfurt. I'm sssooo happy I found it again. It was all the while in my work briefcase!!! Blind twat I am!! Oh well, while I am updating my little gadget with my new songs, I've decided to let you know of all the updates....yumm..goss...

I told you that Nat's resigned rite? Well, she had a pop this morning with Dave saying that why I was slamming doors at her and why she don't have anything new from Dave? Well, the cheeky git!! Why should I be nice to her when she was just 'throwing' away Dave's hard earned cash? She was the reason why Dave had to change his base to RAK so that he can get a new visa for her!! She also have been using working hours to perform her personal stuff!! Like packing her junk, washing her only mug when the bloody sink had other dishes!!! Going to the desert or wake-boarding or watever she does with her darling pin-head ross!!! ALL ON WORKING HOURS!!! What she should be doing is to sit in the office, PRETEND to be working!! Then as soon as the clock strikes 5, she can go whatever she bloody wants!! Bloody f@^%ing git!!! How dare she!!

Let's see.....what else.....Oh yes....I did upload my pc wif the pix from Dave's birthday!!! Guess what this little ( as if ) smart alec did!!! She deleted it!! Yes,I accidently deleted the pictures!!! So i suppose you have to wait for about 2 weeks. See that's when I meet Dave next. Busy busy bees working!!

I have to go and get ready soon. Doha flight!! Still tired from last night's Bangkok trip. 2 days till official day off!! Yeah!!!

Bah...something nice for you.

New beginnings are always good!! To new beginnings.......

xx

We got smaller

This is Neha. This was taken bout 2 years ago in Ciros. She left this morning. She's got a new job with BA starting on the 18th. She had her goodbye party on the 3rd. Not everybody turn up. Wait wait. Before you get any ideas, we do fly as a career, you know. So the gals who did not turn up were not in the country. So she called me on the way to the airport this morning saying goodbye....I'm gonna miss her. We know each other nearly 3 years now...we were batch mates. We did sooo many naughty girly thangs together. Like loads of partying when we first got here....a lot of tears as well. I remember when she went to Bangkok and she decided to visit her aunty and cousins there. She got out of the cab and she forgot her bag in the boot!! All the mess she went through visiting the cops there. Somehow she still manage to her shopping. Funny gerl she is. Neha is capable of having too much energy on some days all bubbly and what not, to really down with nothing to cheer her up. Those were the days where we can just sit down for 'chai' (tea) and goss and goss. Anyway, I'm sure you're gonna read this Neha. Congratulations on your new venture and keep in touch!!

On the other hand, last night, Shandi got sacked! She apparently have been nicking stuff from the house and 'distributing' them to her male friends. I was so much in shock that she was capable of giving away stuff from boxes which were still unpacked, new curtains which I recently bought kept under the bed....aaahhhh too much to say. I nearly killed her for all that back-stabbing. I couldn't go to work. The best part, she still denies everything and still wanting to make deals to actually clear her stuff some other day to her convenience!! Bitch!! I was so upset that I personally took her stuff and chucked it outside. This morning was such a rush, to get new locks for the whole house. God knows how many other men she's given the key to. So, now I have to write a report for work as I was supposed to fly last night.

Oh yah, Nat resigned. Hooray??!! She somehow decided to change her interest from self motivation to sports with 'pin-head ross' ie her boyfriend Mark. I can't be arsed to type everything. It's just too long. So there everybody, I have to go back to Abu Dhabi to work, leaving Dave all alone in the house with a resigned PA and no house maid. I feel guilty. I feel helpless. I feel shit. I have to change this attitude though cause it kinda drains Dave.

Otherwise I'm fine. I gotta go and start on this report. Catch up soon.

xx

My Birthday

And so, this is the day where I get older. (sniff, sniff) But who cares? I still feel 24!!!! I got up with a big hug from my man, 4 bags of goodies, 4 text messages and 2 e-mails plus one from the company ( bluh ). I got a box full of Issey Miyake goodies, a big jewellery box, a wireless card and a skipping rope ( perhaps a sign from Dave to bloody loose my fat wobbly arse? ) hee hee. Oh and a very nice birthday card, which made me cry like a poof! He wrote without you life would be poo!!

You can see the pictures of my pressies on the multiply site soon! I'm already using the wireless card!! This is ssssoooo gggrrrooovvvyyyy!!!!

I got text messages from my mom ( she also made me cry ) Junita, who also send me an email, Shima and werk!!! Emails from Peter and Eugenie and werk!!! (why can't they leave me alone??? It is my bloody birthday and my right to spend it OUT OF WORK!!!)

So.....to all of you who remember me.....THANK YOU A MILLION TIMES!!! It is nice to wake up with love......mmmmuuuaahhh!!!!

xx

Back to work!!!

After a month of holiday, it is very difficult to go back to the 'work mode'!!! I was suppose to do a very short flight, which turned last minute to a bombay, but that turned out to be fun too as the South African cricket team was on the flight. Let me start from the very beginning from the time I came back from West Indies....

I spent about a week here to recover from jet lag!!! I still had to check my phone every now and then to get the correct date set in my head!!! We had the whole house to ourselves as Nat was in Nepal, remember climbing Mount Everest??!!!! That was very nice!!! So then the time came for me to get home, as in home to mummy and papa...This will be my first time to see the new house ever since they moved!!! And I loved it!! Mom did a fantastic job in decorating!!It's very ZEN!! The sad thing bout that trip was that my brother didn't even appear at all. I wonder has he and family come over yet. Dave picked me up from the aiport with a bouquet of flowers when I came back. I loike!!!So there... that was whole month of deserved holiday, now back to work!!!

They first started torturing me by sitting me in class for my yearly flying exam!!! And that lasted for 5 days!!! For those of you who do not understand, this was how my mind was....IT WAS STILL IN WEST INDIES AND SINGAPORE!!!! Ok I suppose I have to stop whining now.

The other night we went out to celebrate Dave's birthday. At first, we were suppose to get more people coming. But don't they know the bloody meaning of RSVP!!!!??? They only informed us of their sudden CANNOT make it last minute!!! Plus, there is this someone, who shall remain anonymous, believe it or not, ASKED DAVE WHAT HE WAS DOING FOR HIS BIRTHDAY, ASKED WHY SHE WAS NOT INVITED? then on the morning itself called to say that she actually made other plans before!!! Bitch!! Does she think that we were born yesterday??

Disapointed, we told everyone who didn't bother that the dinner was cancelled and just confirmed with our TRUE friends that it was still on. I don't wanna talk about it anymore. Shitty pretentious people!!

So, I'm sure you nosy folks wanna know what I bought for my darling fiance!!! It was the latest imate!! He was so excited with his latest gadget!!!

Tomorrow is MY birthday!! I wonder what I will get. Will let you noe...complete with pictures....

Ok peeps......tomorrow then....

xx

Pictures

Oh dear....Finally finished uploading all the 100 plus piccies in the multiply site. Check it out!!!

xx

The Proposal

I have to tell you a secret....whilst in Nevis, Dave dropped on his knee and asked me to marry him!!!!That's right y'all......the man himself has asked me to be his wife!! aaahhhhh.....well...what happened? I have to start from the very beginning.
When Dave came over before we went to the airport, I had to repack his suitcase ( as usual he's very messy ) I saw a box which was wrapped nicely. On top is a note which read, to mummy merry christmas love dave, azizah, tj and cat. And so I thought it was nothing. I asked him what was the pressie, he casually mentioned that he had bought a nice necklace for his mom. And so that was that.

We had planned to go for a nice romantic dinner at the caribbean at the Four Seasons, which I thought was great. When we got there, the bloody restaurant, which was planned for, was closed!!! I was so down....but the concierge reffered us to the other al fresco restaurant which was by the beach called 'Mango'. When we reached there, I felt so over-dressed. All the other patrons were dressed so casually, I told Dave that, he said he loved the way we were. ( ok, so this blog will be a mushy one rite, what do I care, I just got engaged!! ) We talked. We drank. A lot more bollocks talking! I even took the pictures of the food that was ordered!!! After the main course, Dave said he needed to go to the men's room. I said ok. It took him a long while. I sincerely thought that the only restrooms were at the main lobby none at the restaurant. Little did I know that he ran back to the car to get the ring there!! He came back with the box, the one that was for his mom and told me to open it. I said no!!! He said, just open. I said at this stage, I will probably tear out the wrapping, he said it's ok. Then I did. Then I saw the ring. Then I slammed the box shut. I cannot believe it. Then he got down on one knee and said the most magical words, Azizah, will you marry me? aaaaaahhhh....how sweet.....The best part is that it fit, the ring fit perfectly!!! The ring is perfect. Not too bling bling. From then on, the only words that I could mutter was oh my god! hee hee hee

So there, please meet the soon-to-be Mrs Dave Crane ladies and gents!! How cool is that?

For those I've not called and tell you personally, I sincerely apologise. Please don't be upset. You know who you are.....For those I did....Oh My God!!!!

xx

Tuesday, 3rd October 2006

I'm pissed. Really pissed. I finished 2/3 of the peach schnapps bottle which we bought yesterday. Dave had like 2 shots of it and I had the rest. I didn't finish it just like that. We had a nice afternoon bath on the outdoor Jacuzzi. Oh aye, did I mention that Peter and Gene have an outdoor Jacuzzi on the patio on the 2nd floor? Well then peeps, let your imagination run wild!! Hee hee

Peter and Eugenie left on Sunday morning at around 5am. Dave woke me up at half 4 to say goodbye and such. The cab arrived exactly 5am. We took advantage of the fact that we had someone to click a picture of 4 of us. You will only get to see them we get back to Dubai ( be patient my fans. Because at 52kbps, it would take hours for the pictures to be uploaded ) Peter forced a smile, he's afraid he's gonna be late for the departure, I looked like I just woke up……I DID!!

Anyway, we didn't go to town that day. We went the next day, which was yesterday. We drove to town. Finished it in 10 minutes!!! It was a small town…what do you expect? We parked at the bay, had a drink at one of the restaurants….we walked through town, finished it in 15 minutes, all the shops are selling bout the same thing. We were walking back to the car that we bumped into Dave's aunt and couz….Eulyn thought I was Sam!!! ( Dave's sister!! ) haa haa…don't think I look that much alike.
Blah blah blah..after all that talking of blah and a photo we drove to the new Chinese restaurant which was recommended by Peter and Gene to try out…we head back. By the way, Peter, the new Chinese restaurant is bloody expensive thank you very much. From there we went to the supermarket where we bought some food stuff and booze including the peach schnapps.

We receive Peter's email that they've arrived safely in Canada and of their plans to visit the Viagra falls, that is according to Peter...don't think that is the name love...otherwise you'll only get to see the DOM ( dirty old men ) there..hahahha

Today, we were supposed to go to St. Kitts ( the sister island ) by I woke up in a fowl mood…..don't ask….ladies only you would understand why. We were stinky poo by lunch time, I suggested to have a bath on the Jacuzzi ( I wanna have an outdoor Jacuzzi in my own house , you should too if you can, trust me). I think we put too much shower gel ( we don't have a bath gel ) that the bubbles got too much……..but I had fun..pissed fun. Dave too..

I miss TJ and Cat. I hope that Nat and Mark are taking good care of them, don't trust Shandy the lazy fat bitch maid.

So there…I am pissed. Very pissed. Not dave. He will be, later.

Bye

xx

xx

( it just really showed how pissed i m...hee hee )

We're here!!!

Oh my god!!! Finally we arrived into Nevis. Now ladies and gentlemen, this is after 7 hrs from Abu Dhabi, which we managed to get upgraded to Business class thanks to my work connections!! Get really scanned by the UK immigrations, they threw away my body shop lip balm and my brand new vicks, bastards, waited about 4hrs in gatwick airport, 8 hrs and 18 mins from Gatwick to Antigua, no upgrades this time sat in cattle class thank god it wasn't full, fight my way in Antigua for a damn fag ( actually Dave did the fighting I just sulked he said that I will be sick and needed an ambulance if I didn't get my fag how sweet ), imagine a non-smoking airport, the size of the waiting lounge in an ordinary international airport den fly off to nevis in an 8 seater tiny tiny aircraft which I think is about to break down. During the flight, there was no oxygen drop-out mask!! I think we were flying at 17,000 feet, which is quite high and very loud!! Passed immigration without having to open our suitcases thank you, which according to Peter ( Dave's dad) is quite rare. So there…all sweaty and nasty we came. Please bear in mind that we cannot carry perfume or body spray into London airport, all have to be checked in and I AM NOT BUYING A NEW ONE which was more expensive in London even though it is duty free. So that was why we were stinking. Poor Peter and Eugenie, have to hug 2 stinky people….I wouldn't. hahaha. Then again, WE ARE IN THE CARRIBEAN HA! HA! Please don't be jealous of me, be happy….don't worry I will drink for you, and tan for you…blah blah blah….he he

Then we found out that Dave's phone wouldn't work here, damn you Etisalat!! So I let Dave use my Singapore line. We had to tell peeps in Dubai the number here…
So, after bout 24hrs of flying and eating shit airline food, I am so happy to have home cooked food. Eugenie made some stir-fry. Yummy!!!! Plus lots of booze. You know how I don't really fancy red wine, this one here….very nice!!!
You don’t really appreciate a nice cold shower when you are at home, pampered with nice cool ac in your room until you have been through what I went through. Thank you whoever you are for inventing showers!!!
Slept like a log, we both did. Like a log!!

The next day we woke up, I woke up actually bout 6am local time automatically ( won't my mom be proud of me!! ) had breakie of soda bread with cheese and Johnny cakes( another of Eugenie's miracle bakes) with cheese. I tell you I CAN GET FAT!!! I never eat breakfast, well I should but I don't. Even if I do, breakfast is usually eaten at 11am, which literally should be brunch don't you think? Oh then we had the instructions guide from Mr Peter Crane which is very handy. Like the generator, the night alarm, feeding the dogs and the animals we have to be wary about. Sorry not animals but creepy crawlies. Like the Christmas worms, aplenty, the small jumpy pissing frogs ( ok I forgot the name so sue me!! ) and huge geckos. The key here is that they , the creepy crawlies have to see you first otherwise they will jump on you!! EEEEEEE!!!
We then head to town so that Dave can have his temporary driving licence, won't be good if we get caught without a local licence right? Walking back, apparently one of Dave's aunt saw him, but he didn't. But that will cause talk. Family politics. I think it is best we leave it alone, yeah?Peter drove around the island as a short intro. The rest of the venturing, we will do it ourselves when the 2 lovebirds head off to Toronto. It is gorgeous!! The greenery, the mountains, the tip is usually covered with clouds, the beach. Huh…..you'll understand when you look at the pictures. I think this is such a beautiful place to come and chill. But to live? I don't really know….Especially when you have been growing up in a buzzing city…..anyway, this is such a calm and fresh place to be in.
When we came back, Eugenie made her homemade chicken corn soup which is a lot better than ones in the restaurants. I have the recipe kwah kwah kwah…… Me and dave thought that we were going to stay up while the other 2 have their siesta ( which by the way means afternoon nap ) but after 5 minutes on the comfy leather seats, we fell asleep. I think it's jet lag….but of course, we had to do the do first. Hey, we are young and in love. To think of it, I think we ……ok too much info now. Hee hee
Dinner was special. Christmas turkey dinner. Yummy!! With red wine!! Mmmm….

Gotto go now....eyes...tired...

xx

Black out.....

Me and Dave were watching a movie at home last nite bout midnight, when the whole house suddenly became dark!!!! I thought that the fuse had blown or something like that, but the way Dave panicked made me think that someone had broken into the villa!!!! We checked the fuse box upstairs, nothing, the fuse box outside...also nothing....the other fuse box in the garden, also nothing when I realise that the whole bloody street's gone dark!!!!!! So funny!!!! I think none of the neighbours realised it, well...it was pass midnight.....maybe they did....one thing for sure is that thank god nat's not in the house......cause we called that lecky people they said within the hour......yeah...for the other bloody side of the fucking street!!!! The petrol station had their lights on shortly.......so we sat downstairs...with Dave's ipod, some external speakers....loads of candles ( hhhhaaa....finally my wish came true for a romantic candle lit hall just the 2 of us...NNNOOOTTTT!!!!) and started talking.....something which we have not done in a long time.
Round about 2am, light's still not on....I am so not sleeping alone upstairs in the no circulation bedroom......so I just simply closed my eyes and slept on the sofa!!!Dave finally did the same. On the other sofa as we needed the coolness. hehe
Well...the lecky finally came on only at bloody quarter to 7 in the morning, that's when Nat's already back, the candles all burnt out, the sun bright. Which was good...as we needed the ac most. Back to bed we wnet...slept like a log we both.....
Well, I had a nice and fantastic weekend....look at pix on the mulitly site....
Back to work now......catch you later peeps

xx

Auction....

Hello everybody, remember bout that website I told you about bout the singletons in Dubai? Well, they've closed that auction thing and they've collected bout 5grand in total. Nikki had the highest bidder. Debi had second highest bid and Nat came third! Her bid came in anonymously! According to Nikki, someone annonymous does not mean no bids, but that secret person had put in extra amount for his name not to be mentioned!! I wonder if it was Mark! You do know that Mark is her official boyfriend, so they've been spending alot of weekends together. It will be hilarious and cute to know Mark was the one who placed the highest bid for Nat. Anyway, whatever.

Did you hear? That crocy Aussie had died! He died from heart attack after being stung by a sting ray. Imagine, he's always wrestling around with the crocs and snakes and all those reptiles and nothing happened to him. He was shooting a documentary underwater and he was caught on camera when he died instantly!! So sad, he left behind a wife and 2 small kids. An 8 year old girl and a 3 year old boy!!! Apparently, he's style of living is very modest. He has a small house and all his money he spent in on a land to fill up with all those dangerous animals. Very big heart!!

Well, Dave's in Muscat now. Celebrating Andy's birthday!! He's 40!! That's next year for Dave. We might have a big bash for us! My 30th and his 40th!!!

Bangkok tom! Early bastard pick up. Lots of home shopping to do for the peps back home.

okie dokie....that's all folks....

xx

The Future

The conversation I told you about in my last blog is settled. They are both very happy, on the same page and have laid every card on the table, well, Dave has. He is the boss. What happened on that birthday was.....Dave came back from Steve's after coffee. He heard voices in the kitchen. A male's voice!! Checked it out and guess who was it? It was Mark!!!! Well, he stayed for the night, how I know? My inside source told me ( I forced info out actually hee hee ) that there was 3 people in the morning for breakfast and the 3rd person was not me!!! Kwah kwah kwah!! Congratulations Natalia for getting laid! Bout time anyway. So now, it is confirmed that they are a couple. She left for his place on Thursday after work. Nice. By the way, his picture is also on that singletons website. Check it out....

Speaking of that website, I still have no idea who won. Nicky have still yet to update that site. As far as I know, Nat does not need to win it. She already gotten herself a cockylittlestick!!! ahahahahahahah

Well, we went for brunch yesterday at the Dusit. Look at the multiply site to see the pickkies. By 3 pm, all of us were really stuffed and pissed. So no Double Decker. Home to bed instead!! hee hee. Oh yah, Kate and Andy are getting married next July in Bulgaria!!! Imagine!!! They went there a couple of weeks ago, brought both parents down and decided to have the wedding there!! At a bloody cheaper price obviously!!! So, I have already one holiday set next year.....

We are going to the Indies end of the month. Still have to book the tickets. But really excited.

Dave's in session now. So I thought I'd update my multiply and my blog site. Other than that, nothing really exciting happen.....when there is, you'll be the first to know. And that is a promise!!

xx

Updates.....

There is a site set up from Dubai made for the singletons to find dates. The catch is that these people are actually 'auctioned' off!! The highest price for both sexes gets to go on a date, for 2 of course, at one of the top restaurants here. Who's paying? NO BLOODY CLUE!! However, the money that is got during the auction is for charity......You must check it out at

www.nixcharityauction.blogspot.com I was only told of the website recently by Dave, reasons as obvious. (pppsssstttt: Nat's in it!!)

I came back from Geneva last Saturday and I caught a nasty cold from one of the girls. So I have been sick people since then. Dave picked me up from Abu Dhabi on Tuesday for some lovely TLC. I had to go the doctor on Wednesday to cover myself for a class which I missed on Wed. The doctor had to give me ventolin!!! For asthma!!! I suppose this is the result for 10 years of smoking!!! Boy was Dave upset!!! He threatened me that if I don't stop soon, stuff will happen! What stuff? I'd rather not say. I suppose he had to react like that as I was literally wheezing at night!! Well, I've got a week before the threat comes to place. hee hee

He's now at the pranik healing centre. I'm waiting for the cab. So while waiting, I've decided to blog since I've not done so in a long time. Things are not as how they should be here. Some people who have not worked in a office before sure do not know the office ettiquete ( shit my spelling's horrible). How can you stop a conversation with your boss to answer your bloody mobile phone? Plus as well, you should NEVER complain bout your bad finances to your friends in front of your boss!! ( key words being IN FRONT OF BOSS) Well, He said he will sort it out. We shall see and I of course will update you.

Next month's roster is out! It's fantastic! I've got Jakarta, 2 Bangkoks and a Frankfurt. ( I will try to swop that) then it's my annual leave!!! Of the Carribbean, well West Indies actually with my man!! How wonderful is that!!! Huh! I'm not finished yet. His folks are staying there. hee hee ( meet the folkers!!) But only for a coupla days . We're basically house-sitting for them for their holiday which they have not taken together for a long time. Then come back for a camping trip with the doggies den off to my folks for Eid!!! That's the plan stan!!

Tomorrow, Nat's love of her life ( which I will tell you next time ) is seeing Dave for a session. Then off he will trot to Jumeirah to get a spa voucher for Nat for the birthday on Sunday. Guess how old she will be??

Old enough. Older than me. Hee hee.

I have to go my fans. Off the see the world again tonight. How fun!!

Catch you soon

xx

The Trip

This was given to me by the author himself. I think he will be famous one day, as an author not football player.......oh dear...

Subject: What I did on my summer holiday

By Theo Walcott Esq. aged 8 1/2

I went to a place called Germany with my Uncle Sven and some other grown up's. It is a country in Europe where a bad man called Adolf used to live with his nazties, he does not live there anymore, Uncle Owen does live there, and the grown up's say I cant talk about the bad man as it will make Uncle Owen cry if I do. In Germany, there are lots of castles and some mountains. We are staying in a place called Baden Baden that's a silly name, Uncle Frank has the same name as his dad, that's silly too, his mum must get their underpants mixed up all the time.

On the aeroplane Uncle Sol sat next to me, he got me some toffee and wants to be my friend, he works at the place where I do my YTS, so does Uncle Freddy but he and Uncle Sol are not best friends anymore.

Uncle Owen met us at the airport, he talks foreign, Uncle Wayne, Uncle Steven and Uncle David also talk funny, my mum says Uncle David talks like Orville, he is a duck, Uncle Sol say's Uncle David wears dresses and knickers, and asked me if I had ever worn them. Uncle Sol got me some pop.

In Germany the grown ups are going to play football, my granddad says we beat them in the olden days before my mum was born. That is a long time ago.

While the grown ups went to play football so I went shopping with Auntie Vicky and some other girls she bought me a big ice cream and got herself a little one but she said she was full before she had eaten any and threw it away. She bought lots of shoes and handbags and let me play with Brooklyn. All the other grown ups have a girlfriend except Uncle Sol so he plays with me while they go out. Uncle Sven says I must keep Uncle Sol happy, thats why I got taken on holiday. The grown ups went to play Football against somebody called Sweden, Uncle Sol was crying as Uncle Freddy played for them and would not talk to him. Uncle Sol bought me lots of toffee today and some crisps. Uncle Sven is from Sweden and I heard him on the phone to their boss last night. Uncle Michael hurt his knee and had to go home to his mum for a plaster. Uncle Peter is a giant, a proper giant like the one you see in books; he is rubbish at football though.

Uncle Wayne had a sore toe at the start of out holiday but it got better so they let him play football. Uncle Sol got me a present but I do not like it. He says all Germans wear leather underpants and I should while we are here, they are too tight for me.

All the grown ups started to call Uncle Wayne a potato head who stood on somebody’s spuds. He got shouted at by the referee. They are all saying that we have to go home now. Uncle Sol was crying again and I had to sit on his knee to make him stop. He had his mobile phone in his pocket, I think.

The End.

What do you think?

xx

Dead man's chest

Have you watched it yet? Pirates of the carib 2? It's fantastic, that is if you have watched the first one. Watched it yesterday, gold class, with Steve and goldfish. Speaking of goldfish, her mom's supposed to be catching a flight from scotland ( why I have no idea since her mom's staying in newcastle ) to dubai to follow her on her leg to seychelles. Here comes the fun part, she sent her mom to the wrong bloody airport!!! Oh dear, I really don't wanna be her mom yesterday.
Dave's sick today. For all the 2 1/2 years I've been with him, it's the first time. Got the summer flu. Nat came and gone. She worked for a while, she just left. I don't know whether she'll be back later in the day, but I tink she's finally moved out. When I came last Wednesday nite, she was in tears at the final tipping point. She loves the job, but she feels like a huge dark cloud whenever I'm around, because I blank her. Yes, I don't talk to her. I don't know what to say? She asks me something I answer. That's good enough I think. Obviously, to her, it's not. Well, because of that, we had another barney!!! I hate it!!! Having domestics!!! It was the final straw...for Dave... and for Dave, I will talk to Missy. And so I did...today. She said, morning, I waved. I could only do that as I was in a hurry for a tom-tit!!! Then she asked how was my weekend? I said ok...kinda boring at cliff's but had fun yesterday. I hope that was awrite for her. It is a bloody start, I reckon. We shall see, won't we?
I tink Mattias has moved out. That was what it looked like when I left that day. Aida has not called or texted me to say that anything. I did offer. She declined. So fine. Can't force anyone to do anything they don't want to do can you?
The world is getting bad now....first mumbai lapse 2 days beirut......you didn't know? Keep up with the news people.....

xx

US Visa

I receive a call yesterday from the company saying that I do not start my application for the US Visa, ( which by the way is a very long expensive process and I have been delaying it for the last 5 months ) I will be suspended! Ha! I wish I can say, do it! Cause I am not looking forward to a 14 hour flight from here with only a 24 hour rest in New York. What a threat! What the company should have done, which I am sure that my colleagues will definitely agree, is to arrange a specific day of the week, so that if anyone is free can go to the silly interview, and also to arrange transport from one of the accomodations. This will facilitate all unnecessary payments from us only having to go the airport office to collect the re-imbursement! Who in the right mind will pay about S$40 return trip just to collect S$185??!! Whatever....still need to be done huh? We will officially start this long, dreadful trip on October 26!!! I hope the company won't be a bastard and cancel all the crew's leave with a stupid reason that "we need maximum number of crew" knowing the company, anything is possible!!!

Well, my so-call fued with Nat is actually not over, according to Nat. She made a decision not to be in the house when I am there. So, she now have made arrangements to live with a mate for a while, but her big major stuff will still be in the house. Questions: why didn't she think of this 4 months ago??? why does she think that everytime me and Dave have a little tiff it is because of her? So, this she moving out thing...is this a victory for me? No, I actually feel bad about it. I know for a fact that they will be closer because of the 2-man team. I WILL be left out. Now, is she prepared to go through this again when she gets a boyfriend? People, I will let you know.

Mom wants me to come home for a while to sign some papers. What I have no idea? I am a little pissed off as I did ask her the last time, will there be anymore of this? She said no, then. Now.... aaarrrggghhh!!! Last I heard as well that my bro's in laws will be there before Eid to celebrated Eid in JB. Question: who the hell invited them? I am so not looking forward to the family war which happened the last time families went on holiday together. Don't people learn their lesson? Don't children know that your parents do not necessary get along with your in- laws? If they do, perfect. If they don't, bloody hell put your feet down to say no!!!

I sincerely apologise people for not been around for a long time. My head had been a mess. I thought it would be best not to blog. Unnecessary things will be written when that happens.
Well, me go upstairs now for tea and lunch with darling Shweta.

Catch ya later

xx

PS:Cold amostphere in abu dhabi, which I am not looking forward to. what is it? I will tell you when the volcano erupts. Which i hope it won't.......

Meet the family

A man and a woman, basically a couple. Been together for a couple of years. He's met her mom. Thinks she's barking. Oh and a walking bin-bag. This year, she's meeting his mom, aunty and cousins. Unfortunately, his dad cannot be there as he's gotta take care of the house. They happen to live in a crime-filled city. She was nervous. She don't know if they are gonna like her. They planned. They bought the tickets. They got on the aircraft. They couldn't get upgraded as Captain was a wanker! (reason being that she wasn't travelling alone, oh I forgot to mention that she's working for the airline company, so he can't upgrade her! what a wanker. ) They couldn't really sleep on the aircraft as that flight happen to have a lot of crying babies, which she hates. They get there. Mom meets her. Mom loves her! She loves her. She thinks she really wonderful. She's also a really good cook. They went out to see his sister's gig(sister in a band) Everybody loved it. Sister and band were spectacular. She gets along with aunty and cousins. She's happy. Everybody's happy except dad, who couldn't be there. Dad, I'm sure, can't wait for the trip they are planning to be there end of year.
In the morning, he accidently deleted all the pictures he took! What a twat! Silly man..

Who is this couple? Is it me? Maybe.....maybe not....maybe fiction....maybe fact......

Only those who were there knows.........

xx

Updates

I was watching THS (true hollywood stories) on E! TV in Jakarta that day and they were showing about Beyonce. It kinda brought back the time when I was in Aussieland watching their concert! And I cried!!! They were the 1st band in the world I cried for. I wasn't sad neither was I happy I don't know why I cried. I remember watching MJ tour and saw that many of his fans were crying and I thought " well, they must be really weird to cry for some gay man on stage." When I cried at the DC's concert, I finally realise or rather understand how those people must be feeling at that time. Mind you, I wasn't bawling or anything just tearing up. So people please don't judge me that I'm wierd...maybe I am.hehe

Wenda and Greg are engaged last Friday! Tracy's leaving for the UK in June. For good! So are Sally and Dennis in December! Oh dear, honey, we need to find new friends now. I wonder who will we be having Christmas dinner with then this year. Maybe with Steve and goldfish. Maybe with Jeff. Maybe we'll be somewhere on our own. We'll see.

Apparently some very close friends of mine are planning to move out onto a private accomodation and they want to bring me along. Aw.. how sweet. Thanks guys but no thanks. Why would I wanna fork out more money to pay for unnecessary bills when they are all paid for by the company? Besides, should both of you decide to suddenly leave or rather resign, I can't bloody afford to pay all that rent on my own! I can't be arsed to move! The only time I'll move is when I get married and move in with my husband, which won't be anytime soon. So there. I've made up my mind. People who know me know that I HATE packing and unpacking. So the longer I can delay all that unnecessary shite, the better and happier I will be!! hee hee

My parents are suppose to move to the other side of the causeway, ie into the southern state of Malaysia sometime this week. I have absolutely no idea if they've done so. See this is the thing about parents innit? If you don't call, they won't either! And if you don't call, you get labelled as the bad child. Can't parents call once in a while to check on the welfare of your child who is on her own half a world away? NO! Cause they'd expect YOU to call. That's really not fair! huh!

My man's on the way back from Egypt. The flight got delayed so he'll only touh down at 1am, get home by 2am, sleep by 3 since he HAS to check his mails before he goes off to bed! Busy bastard day tom. So won't see him til night time. :(

Watch tele now...

xx

Decisions....decisions...

A new company memo came out a couple of days ago stating that we can opt for a housing allowance instead of staying of staying at the company's provided accomodation. That money also includes transportation allowance which in total is shite! I know for a fact that a lot of people will go for that, especially those who have boyfriends in town or in the same company. It's good for them, not for me. My boyfriend DOES NOT stay in the same town. I am not the kind of person to know oh no it's the end of the month, it's now time to pay the electricity and water! I have too many bills to add those into my list! After consulting my consultant, ie Dave, I have decided to remain in the 'beautiful' company accomodation. I have a gut feeling that some of my closest friends will go for that! So... when they move out, I will probably get their single apartment. That's it then. Besides, this offer will not go away. I might one day grow up, be responsible and take up that offer. Maybe, maybe not.
Anyway, yesterday I had the best time of my life. We were suppose to go to the Dusit for brunch but something came up and we couldn't go. We went instead to the Irish Village with Steve, goldfish, Marie ( Steve's mom ) and Andy ( steve's brother ) who came all the way from Ireland for a couple of weeks. They've been here before, so it's nice to see them again. We then went to the arcade, like kids, we had a blast! We all pretended to be Jack Bauer, from the TV series 24, and killed all the terrorists in the shooting arcade games. Then....we went to the Jebel Ali shootin range! That was alot of fun. Boy does that bring back memories when I was in school shooting them rifles in the army camps! I came home with a sore arm from the rifle's impact, but it was all good. It's a shame that Marie and goldfish didn't join in. I'm sure they had their reasons.


I have to go to work now.....Bullocks.

xx

PS: Can't wait for the UK trip coming up.

Robbie's Gig

Wow!!! You should have been there....23,000 people ( not 25,000 as I mentioned before. I suppose they CANNOT fit 2000 more people in that jam-packed place last nite!!!) It all started from walking dogs at beach, which was full of idiots so it was very short walk, shower and head to Spice Island at the Renaissanse Hotel for all-you-can-eat-and-drink brunch. Since Dave has cut down on boozing, after 3 glasses of 'apple cider' he was pissed as farts!!! It was hilarious to watch! He was talking rubbish and loudly...HE BECAME NOBY!!! We then head down to the Irish Village for more Satan's drink and Steve bought Dave a peach schnapps shot!! He was monged before 5pm!!!! I texted Nat to tell her that Dave was monged, she contemplated whether to join the boozing race or not!! I, we rather, told her that it is a Friday therefore a NOT WORKING day, and Robbie's here!! So shut-the-f@*%-up and DRINK!!! I tink she did..hee hee.
Then, we head down to Nad al Sheba where the gig's at. Guess what? There were already about 5000 people there when we arrived!!! Shit!! It was only half five in the afternoon and we have bloody 3 hours to wait before hot shot gets on he stage. Mind you they NEVER start on time! I wonder why the hell is that! I think that all singers should take an oath to bloody start their gig's on the bloody dot!!!
So anyway, as time passes by, tick tock tick tock, more and more sweaty people arrive and booze was slowly wearing off! No good I tell you. It's really unbelieveable that it is during these period where people should appreciate underarm deodarant and perfum as in f*&@ing USE THEM!!! My god!! You don't have to look for them odour! It's everywhere!!! BAD BODY ODOUR!!!!
At 7.30pm, Robbie's opening act came on. It was a DJ. He was shite! Really. Not that I am a deejay myself, I do know a lot about good music and hey I'm dating an ex-top DJ!!! I really sholud know. (ok when I say ex, not that someone took over, he got bored and switched lines) By this time, the place was jammed packed!! Robbie finally came out a 9pm!! ( he was meant to start at 8.30pm! what's up with these stars anyway???? Don't they know how to read time??!!)
The whole set, the stage, the lights...everything was great. He interacted with the crowd. He made us laugh, he told us, Ready? Get your camera's ready. while he posed! (bastard!) He made us sing! And he f*%&ed up on his songs. I meant he didn't know the words on some songs. Oh ai! He made fun of alot of other singers, in a joking way, to the other crew of Take That, Ronan Keating, Phil Collins and J-Lo!!! That was funny! And then he made fun of himself.
The down side was that he only sang a couple of his hits, he ocncentrated more on his current album, which is not as spectacular as his former ones. He did sing Feel and Angel and Rock DJ and Let me Entertain you though.
All in all, I really enjoyed myself. I wanted to see him. I did. Did I regret it? Fuck no! I would if I hadn't been. It was an arse to get a ride back home. It was an arse of a major back pain, sore feet and bad odour!! But it was all worth it to see the most flamboyant star on earth live on stage (to my point of view)

You should have been there!!

xx

PS: The pictures are on my multiply site! Check it out! The latest thing is that J-Lo has postponed her concert here next week! B*%^@!!!!!

 

Ok ok...I'm sorry... I was really busy,doing what u ask...well...stuff!! Anyway, Nat's (Dave's new PA) has started. She an Aussie, very nice. I'm the one who's not. It is very difficult for me to kinda 'let go' some stuff. It took me a while for me to be ok, poor Dave, he's caught in the middle. But now, everthing's fine and dandy. I apologise to you honey and to Nat for being a prick for a week and thank you both for your patience.

Remember I told you that I have a project to do? I have a confession to make. I have yet to start on it!!! I know it's the end of the month. I have NO BLOODY TIME!!!!Actually, that's not the truth really. I'm just...well.....lazy.
Now let's get the juice out

1. Shima, I'm afraid to dissapoint you. She's not coming back to Dubai ( unless Leroy decides to sponsor her ) She got the job at the saloon rite? But the owner wants her to start work immediately which she can't as she needs to give her one month notice to her current one. Plus this lady does not want to buy Shima her ticket back to Dubai. So, that's that then I suppose.
2. Anuj ( Shweta's boyfriend ) has started flying. I will find out in a coupla days how it went.
3. Neha's so in love with her current boyfriend who is coming to Abu Dhabi next month for a couple of days before they both head off to Bangkok for a short hol. The whole group's so happy for her. Finally, she got a steady boyfriend who loves her, and has got practically the same attitude.
4. Rakhee. She has been a naughty girl. The girls and I think that she's got another lover who's german and the rumour is that he's gay. I dunno. I have yet to find out the truth. The world is getting more and more wierd. I suppose he can't be gay, he is a bisexual then huh?
5. This year, mom's CPF(the money that the goventment saves for us and pays back when in age) is due. Guess who's the most excited of all? That's rite. The smelly-armpit fat woman.
6. Oh yah, the cricket teams were here playing for the tsunami aid. Aida brought the Indian cricket team on her flight and Shweta brought the Bollywood stars. She was so excited and happy cause Salman Khan was there. He's her favourite. She got his autograph, but thanks to his illegible handwriting, my dear Shwepps thought that he wrote "Call me"!!!! hahaha Poor girl. Trying to hard I think! hee hee

Well, tomorrow is the Robbie Williams concert. I'm dead excited. He is the most flamboyant artist on stage I have ever known. Even better then Bono. 25,000 people due to be sick from the partying and will not be at work on Saturday!!! hahahaha

NExt week will be J-Lo. I just made myself a new top at my tailors. I really excited. I will tell you all about it.

I gotto go.

xx

PS: I have added new pictures. See my best friend's princesses as well.

Lesson in Management

Nanie sent me this...............

THis is a good one.
Johnny wanted to screw a girl in his office.....but she belonged to someone else... One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I'll give you a 1000 dollars if you let me screw you....but the girl said NO.
Johnny said I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down,I'll be finished by the time you pick it up. She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend.....so she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says ask him for 2000 dollars, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down. So she agrees and accepts the proposal.
Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 mins the boyfriend calls and asks what happened......
She said "THE BASTARD USED COINS!!!"

Management lesson:


ALWAYS CONSIDER A BUSINESS PROPOSAL IN ITS ENTIRETY!!!!!!

Projects!!!

Well then..... I went to see the person-in-charge ( can't tell you yet who I went to see ), now I have to prepare a 15 minute presentation on UAE n EY to the team of interviewers which will be in a fortnight. I'm a little excited, a little nervous at the same time. Dave's been a real bitch!!! I really updating the world and here he is nagging about WHY I'M BLOGGING INSTEAD OF STARTING MY PROJECT??? Ok Ok...he has a point but I've not blogged in a long time and there are so many stories to tell......I suppose I will tell you all about it in Jakarta......

Plus as well, add in more photos in the multiply site.....

Gotta go..... he's staring at me now.... ( he's only doing it when he's rite, he knows who's the boss here)


xx

PS: Dave's PA is FINALLY starting on monday, I won't be here, lucky her!! hee hee

Time to move on.....

It does not mean for me to leave my job....no....I have decided, together with Dave of course that it is time for me to move up the ladder. The reason behind all this is, I need a break from flying all the bloody time, maybe if I become like a part time instructor, it would be cool....3 months in the office with newbies, 3 months in the air...Well, it's not like that I am spectacular, but there are other people interested in the same post as I am, and I WANT THAT BLOODY JOB!!!
Actually, I am suppose to update my resume and hand it in to the guy, hey, I need a break!!! Besides, I have to update my 'followers' hee hee....i don't mean it in a horrible way.
Let's see whats the latest,

1. Shima have yet to get a job here, she's going to another interview tomorrow, I hope she gets it. The story of her and Leroy, well, he is now actually a partner in a local firm here, he does not know that she knows...complicated huh? She's trying to play hard-to-get. He's not getting it...she's impatient....yadda yadda yadda, you get the hint huh?
2. Neha's in Delhi, getting her shag from her new boyfriend. He does look nice. Apparently, he's also as eager as she is. And the horoscope say that they are getting married in July!! That's fast huh?
3. Aida's pissed off with the new roster ( oh yah, I love mine, I've got 2 Jakartas, I Gatwick where by the way we stay at the new hotel, like a hostel to me and it's shite! Imagine with a suitcase and no bloody lift! I am pampered, WE ALL ARE!!! And I get to go to both Robbie and J LO's concert in the month, I'm still trying to get Dave to come along to J.Lo's) She requested, with Mattias, to get separate Toronto flights and somehow meet 2 days together in Brussels, don't ask, I'm also confused I've not done the bloody flight. BUt she didn't get it, and she's pissed and she's going sick on that day ( thank god I'm on days off) and gonna write a fat report
4. Shweta. Well, she's happy now that her boyfriend's in the same company, Anuj's last week before getting in the air is next week... so she's happy.
5. I am here in Sharjah. Dave's on the bed, copying some audio books, I'm sorry alot of audio books some for me as well. Dogs are fine, I'm going sick for my Frankfurt flight ( nothing to do except see german sausages???? YUCK!!!)

Oh yah, Mom did come down to Jakarta. We did alot of catching up as well as alot of shopping. I officially HATE my sis-in-law now. I really think that she needs to SHUT THE F&^* UP!!!

That's it for now. I will tell you what I know about you-know-who next time.

xx

PS: Wish me luck on that part time thingy....

Right then, I know it's been some time since I've blogged. Then again, I do have a life you know. Shima arrived on the 14th. She looked good, better then how she was when she was still working here. I suppose when you are with bad partner you do look bad. Anyway, she wants to get a job here, and sweet Dave's given a friend at BNI her contact. Hope it works out well.
I can't say muc, I need to get ready for my Jakarta flight. Flight official flight. Cool huh? At first it was only me whom they put as language speaker. Then they put 2 more others. That's nice. Mom's meeting me there. I'm quite excited, a little nervous. I hope things work out well, perfect in fact!!

Ok, gotta go

xx

Change of Roster

I was meant to do 2 day flights...but they(the office) asked me whether I wanted to have it change for a Bangkok? Do I not want it??? OOOFFF CCCOOUUURRRSSEEE!!! So I did!! The crew were great....I changed my usual itenary of Bangkok. No I did not go for a superlicious massage, instead went for a sumptous seafood meal with 5 other crew 2 of whom are their first Bangkok trip! We ate like pigs!!! Seafood fried rice, fried kang kong in oyster sauce, crabs, prawns, tofu and sotong balls all in large portion, all for just a mere AED 35 per person! That's like SGD 17.50 or RM35!!! How cool is that? All of us came out of the restaurant like fat buddhas!!!
So, ladies and gentlemen, the first thing to do when visiting Bangkok is to visit their famous Pat Pong, where shopping for fake goods are a must and the world famous Ping Pong Show (full of 'lady-boys'). It a show where you HAVE to see, but just once so that you can tell the whole world that yeah you've been there, done that. But do not be fooled people, it is the most disgusting show you will ever see in your life.......that's why it's only a one time thing! Those who do know will squirm those who don't....never mind.
I bought my self 3 bags!!! Don't ask. But I simply must. 13 dvds and a fag case. We came back tired, made promises to meet at the pool the next day at 10 in the morning. My arse...we only manage to wake up at 1 in the afternoon!!!Hee Hee
The great thing about that flight was that we do not work on the way back. We sat in the aircraft like passsengers whilst we watch other colleagues slog their arse to please other passengers and watch movies!!!
Now, let's update you....what's there...oh yes....Shima's coming next week. She used to work with Etihad, now she's back in KL. She left the company for personal reasons but she's missing us. So she'll be here for 2 weeks!! I tell you something, if you are still young and want to venture out and be independant plus have loads of fun, Dubai is the place to be. But once you are here, either you get addicted or you get sick of the twats that you will find here. It's amazing that the whole world's collection of twats are also found here. Thank God for me, I'm always out of the country so I do get to 'miss' them....NOT!!!
I've got to go to the office tom for a mere 2 hours to see our new aircraft....familiarisation it's called ( what a word ) then off to Dave's. Can't wait.

Good nite......early bastard morning tom....

xx

Geneva

What a trip! I tell you...so many things happened on such a short trip like this....amazing! However, this is just one of the few snapshots we took whilst we were there. Such a conradiction you will read, the many things that happened on that trip I really can't tell you yet. Let the case settle and I promise I will let you nosies know what the fuss was all about.
Although we did not do much, Dave told me he did have fun and that was the most important thing. The Captain was pissed every night....that all of us found out that he had a vasectomy 10 years ago, re-married 3 years ago to a Russian bird who by the way is 2 years younger then his eldest daughter!!! Now, this new bride was a baby so what did the old man had to do? Of course, had his balls checked and pricked for them swimmers!!!! Now, what does that tell you about man huh? hee hee
I was suppose to do 2 short flights tom and the day after but the office changed it for a bloody Bangkok!!! How brilliant is that? Now lets see...the shopping list would be.....
I chatted with my dear friend whom I have not spoken to in a long long time. She and I go way back to the Shatec Days. She's now married with a baby girl and is trying for a second one now. She is now the sec to the rooms division manager in a hotel in singapore which I am very proud of. Good gerl Nanie......
Bobsy's wedding day today.(Dave's very good friend) We were suppose to go to Manchester for the wedding, however, I have to work tom so that makes it really impossible. Besides, if we go, not only the pressie we need to think about, the flight only will be about 7000 dhs, which is about SGD3500 for both of us, and we need to pay for the hotel and wat not... I don mean to sound like a god damn scrooge, we are not that kind of people, but tell me then would you spend that much???????? I rest my case people.....

All right now....

I heard that Shima is coming back for a short holiday, remember the uproar due to the pictures, the Danish are making a movie or drama about it.
I shall keep you posted! Hey who else then huh?

xx 

Hello....

I'm in Geneve now with Dave......AND IT'S SNOWING!!!!

Bye.............

xx

Well then, this is Dave. To all of you who don't know who he is, he is my boyfriend. This was taken on his birthday, to which at the of the night he was totally totally smashed thanks to George and Steve. On the dentist chair in Jimmy Dix, the bartender poured some colourless liquid which I cannot mention due to some reason or other, Dave was practically drenched. hee hee that was funny.
Anyway, as promised, the updates from last nite. Dave was fantastic on stage. It seemed that he was so smooth, but that was so not the case. He was so nervous, he told me later. But I had all the confidence in him to rock. I am so proud of him!!!! And also so proud to be his bird!!!

The comediens were great as well. It is very rare to find all 3 of them to get all the audience cracking, but they did it!!! The 1st one looked like Father Ted, the 2nd one had peeling skin which he ate on stage ( I can't believe you fell for it, I did ) and the last one looked like he had a broken neck!!!! Dave said he will post last nite's pictures on his blog...look at it...otherwise I will have it soon ( knowing Dave) I love you honey mmmuuaahhh!!!!
Sally as usual was pissed and was shouting from the floor about the winner for Big Brother UK, and Dennis was practically pissed at her for doing that. Stop that Sal, shut up sal....
It was a good crowd as well. Tina did not turn up neither did Steve and his pet goldfish.....mind you goldfish's dad and step mom's in town so prob they had other plans....prob trying to swim in the big ocean. That is another story which I will tell you another day, it's too long for one blog. hahahhah

Check out my fotopages...I have some new pictures.....

xx 

well well well.....It's been 3 days since you heard from me...miss me? ;)
Yesterday, it was our 2 yrs anniversary!! Fucking 2 years.....that's how long I've been with Dave, didn't really feel like it. Whatever it is, it's great! I didn't get anything for him, we promised, he broke it and bought me the Storm watch (see picture left) and a lovely card. We went to Lotus One for din dins, and had a bottle of bubbly,compliments from Alex and to the Tribute Nite at the Holiday Inn, compliments from Jeff.......Food was DELICIOUS!!!! and I AM VERY FUSSY BOUT GOOD FOOD.....Aida, Mattias and Masita are all in Singapore, and although I miss home.....you know the drill....hee hee.....It rained this morning, still is I think....the weather's gonna change I tell you....to the BLOODY HOT HEAT!!SUMMER IS COMING PEOPLE, get ready to sweat your tits off and have a wet suit!!! hee hee Tonite, Dave's compering at Zinc, for the comedy nite....dunno how good it'll be the comedy I mean....will tell you all about it tomorrow

Tina might go, that'll be cool, I wonder who she'll bring

all the goss tom peps

xx 

Murder!!!!

Read this link.......

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/17022006/140/1m-bounty-offered-kill-cartoonist.html

This is so wrong.....We're wondering how come other Muslim Leaders of other countries, eg Singapore, Malaysia or Brunei are not saying anything about this......

Come on, Muslims, don't tell me that all of you agree to all this :( This is really upsetting and disgraceful

London

Ooohh my!!! I just got back from London today, and what a trip!! At first I thought it was gonna be a drag, but the crew was nice. We went on the big bus trip!! Ok the sites were like how you would see on tele, but the cool part ( and I sincerely don't mean the bloody COLD weather ) was that we passed Sean Connery's house, plus Roger Moore!! Ok as well Margo Thatcher. How cool is that???!!!
Dave surprised me by placing a bouquet of red roses on the bed with a Valentine's card, well post Valentine. I was in London remember? That is really sweet, because I never expected it. 9 stalks, which means til death do us part(is that suppose to be a sign) . Honey, I know you read this, and you know I'm giggling rite now!!!
Tomorrow's the Dubai's Pedigree Dog Show in Nad Al Sheba. I wonder if Dennis is still up to go? I will call him now. Ok, although we did not train TJ and Cat to be like them posh dogs, maybe they might get the inspiration, maybe they'll just eat up them tiny pooches!!! hahahaha Yeah rite, TJ and Cat are the softest huge big dogs you'll ever get to meet in the world.

Dave's back. Big hug, big kiss.....my turn to give him his pressies...

xx

I am at home, all alone. Aida's in London(she'll be taking over my aircraft tom), Mattias's in Frankfurt, Neha and Shweta's in Delhi(it was Shweta's birthday yesterday and I totally forgot) and Karen's going to Peshawar tonite. So I decided to copy my newly bought cd's into my laptop and tot to text mom.
I have to tell you about my mother. She is a work-a-holic! And I hate that. It is now about 20 to 1 in the morning in Singapore and she's still awake!!! She's doing her work at home!! The truth is that I am quite upset about that...she has to learn not to work hard but to work SMART!! That's what everybody should do really....now, she's about 25++(can't tell you her real age can I) and she's still working so damn hard, she does not have time for herself!!! And that really piss me off. I have to tell her that. I don't know how she'll take it.
Dave is just on the way back from work! He's just finished with his last client for the day at the Knowledge Village, which is at the busy part of Dubai. That bloke's a manic depressant. I don't know how Dave solved it. I'd tell him just to jump!! hahahahah
I've been nagging Dave to blog every single day, but still he has not. I know that the whole world wants to know wat he's been up to, stubborn he is. He just met with an accident. Not a bad one, thank god just a little bump he made to a BMW. He said it was his fault. I think someone's been giving him the bad eye. I tell you why. We just say about a week ago collected the Prado back from the workshop, to repair his old accident, that time some twat hit him, and now look what bloody happen!!!
Someone from work just only today gave me the pendant to repel away the evil eye, how coincidental is that??? So I told Dave that I will put that pendant in the car. He agreed. Oh well.
We shall see.

I am now going to copy Desperate Housewife's Season 2 into my external hard drive to bring to London tomorrow. Bloody hell I've got 3 bloody nites there!!!

See you bye!!

xx

Rubbish....

What a chaotic world it has become!! Ok ok....I admit that it was wrong for the Danish newspaper to print that.....however, did you know that if the Danish Imam had not been round the world to show it.....the world would not have known!!!! I quote from the local paper here in UAE, 7 days,printed on Wednesday 8th February,
"Ahmed Abu Laban, one of Denmark's leading Muslim admitted yesterday that he had toured the Middle East with a group of Muslims in October and met senior figures to tell them of the publication of the cartoons by the newspaper Jyllands Posten. He said he did so after his efforts to complain in Denmark about the cartoons were ignored. He presented a 43-page dossier to selected contracts outlining "racism and Islamphobia in Denmark.""
Now, again I agree that it is wrong, but is the way to protest right? By burning the embassies down? By calling Jihad? Where is the maturity of the people in accepting what others say about other religion?
But then again, what is the right way? Burning down buildings is definitely not!!!!Calling Jihad is most definitely NOT!!!
At work, one of the Scandinavian girls had a burnt flag in her pigeon-hole!! Now is that right then? In the UK, they will be holding another demonstration, but the diff here is that the Mayor of London is going along as well......that I think is really cool....
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/11022006/344/muslims-london-cartoons-protest.html

Doing a Beirut flight tom then a long London......

Catch you later......

xx

Lucy lookalike??

This is my best friend's baby girl.....Tina's her name. so what do you think? she looks like Lucy from Narnia???? I think she does , doesn't she?

I'll come back a little later on....

xx 

Lazy Dazzzzzz

Dear all.....

I do sincerely apologise for not blogging every day...this is because I HAVE BEEN BUSY!!!! After the blog about my bangkok trip, I had a Kharachi flight which was horrible with only senior crew members...(all my friends agree that the more senior you are in the company the more slack you become)

The Well Being show just ended yesterday and Dave had seminars on the last 2 days of the event which is BRILLIANT....compared to last year which he had only to mingle around....I was there to video-cam the 2 shows, he is good in fact he's brilliant....not bragging about my man but if you watch the show you'd agree....I'm not sure if he's gonna place the shows on the net.....i'll let you know......Paul McKenna was there as well....but I didn't really enjoy his gig

You see, people majoring in a certain trade when giving talks to the general public, should really i underline it, SHOULD talk or rather preach in lay man's terms....and not use jargons which the public will never bloody understand......well....he did a little(paul mckenna) but more i feel that did not complete his whole seminar about how to change your life with nlp.... i will tell you more about it the next time.........

Today,was a lazy day for us....bloody hell....we deserve it....I cooked my speciality...Thai Green Chicken Curry and added new items.....steamed fish with ginger and fresh veges in oyster sauce

I will be posting some pictures I took in the well-being show

Gotta go

xx

New Me

Well then, I just got back from Bangkok early this morning, and boy did I pamper myself there or what!!! Read on then...

I went to the hotel spa to have myself a hot wrap of dark chocolate!! You read it rite, the tiny Thai lady smothered me in dark melted chocolate, which I presume is non edible, of course, wrapped me up in something like a very large gladwrap and a heated-pad for about 1 hour!! But I have to admit that I somewhat became claustrophobic towards the end, I suppose it was because I felt like I was mummified. I'm sure it does not make sense to all you ladies-who-do-not-pamper yourself, I don't really care.

Then....she came in and said, "We go wash now madam" Now hold your horses....me no lemon ok, so don't let your imagination run wild eh! After the wash, I had a full hour massage, not them kinky ones, I know what you lot are thinking, but just my back and my feet.......now, after a 6 hour over-night flight, you do tend to bottle up your gasses, so when that lady was pushing my spine, @"£$ing hell it was tough....really tough to hold back!

I ended my pampering session with a facial.....all that for 3 full hours for only about AED500!!! What a bargain, I tell you. Last year for my birthday, Dave booked me at the Six Senses at the Madinat Jumeirah(for those overseas, that's like the spa at the Ritz-Carlton Singapore) for only an hour at AED400! Oh no! Dave reads this....hope he won't get any idea. hahahhaha

Anyway, before my trip, I have decided to start taking pictures of my trips this year, so I did. Check it out at http://zaza-on-tour.fotopages.com

I did try to change the links on the site but it did not bloody work......what i wanted to add was my pictures and Dave's web page...it's really cool.....

www.iwantdave.com

so the plan for tomorrow is, Dave dropping me off at my nail place whilst he's doing a press conference for the well-being show in dubai which is gonna start on thursday
pppssssttt...my man's gonna FFFFFAAMMMMOOOOUUSSSSSSS

awrite, good bye people, remember my pix and dave's site.......

xx