Black out.....

Me and Dave were watching a movie at home last nite bout midnight, when the whole house suddenly became dark!!!! I thought that the fuse had blown or something like that, but the way Dave panicked made me think that someone had broken into the villa!!!! We checked the fuse box upstairs, nothing, the fuse box outside...also nothing....the other fuse box in the garden, also nothing when I realise that the whole bloody street's gone dark!!!!!! So funny!!!! I think none of the neighbours realised it, well...it was pass midnight.....maybe they did....one thing for sure is that thank god nat's not in the house......cause we called that lecky people they said within the hour......yeah...for the other bloody side of the fucking street!!!! The petrol station had their lights on shortly.......so we sat downstairs...with Dave's ipod, some external speakers....loads of candles ( hhhhaaa....finally my wish came true for a romantic candle lit hall just the 2 of us...NNNOOOTTTT!!!!) and started talking.....something which we have not done in a long time.
Round about 2am, light's still not on....I am so not sleeping alone upstairs in the no circulation bedroom......so I just simply closed my eyes and slept on the sofa!!!Dave finally did the same. On the other sofa as we needed the coolness. hehe
Well...the lecky finally came on only at bloody quarter to 7 in the morning, that's when Nat's already back, the candles all burnt out, the sun bright. Which was good...as we needed the ac most. Back to bed we wnet...slept like a log we both.....
Well, I had a nice and fantastic weekend....look at pix on the mulitly site....
Back to work now......catch you later peeps

xx

Auction....

Hello everybody, remember bout that website I told you about bout the singletons in Dubai? Well, they've closed that auction thing and they've collected bout 5grand in total. Nikki had the highest bidder. Debi had second highest bid and Nat came third! Her bid came in anonymously! According to Nikki, someone annonymous does not mean no bids, but that secret person had put in extra amount for his name not to be mentioned!! I wonder if it was Mark! You do know that Mark is her official boyfriend, so they've been spending alot of weekends together. It will be hilarious and cute to know Mark was the one who placed the highest bid for Nat. Anyway, whatever.

Did you hear? That crocy Aussie had died! He died from heart attack after being stung by a sting ray. Imagine, he's always wrestling around with the crocs and snakes and all those reptiles and nothing happened to him. He was shooting a documentary underwater and he was caught on camera when he died instantly!! So sad, he left behind a wife and 2 small kids. An 8 year old girl and a 3 year old boy!!! Apparently, he's style of living is very modest. He has a small house and all his money he spent in on a land to fill up with all those dangerous animals. Very big heart!!

Well, Dave's in Muscat now. Celebrating Andy's birthday!! He's 40!! That's next year for Dave. We might have a big bash for us! My 30th and his 40th!!!

Bangkok tom! Early bastard pick up. Lots of home shopping to do for the peps back home.

okie dokie....that's all folks....

xx

The Future

The conversation I told you about in my last blog is settled. They are both very happy, on the same page and have laid every card on the table, well, Dave has. He is the boss. What happened on that birthday was.....Dave came back from Steve's after coffee. He heard voices in the kitchen. A male's voice!! Checked it out and guess who was it? It was Mark!!!! Well, he stayed for the night, how I know? My inside source told me ( I forced info out actually hee hee ) that there was 3 people in the morning for breakfast and the 3rd person was not me!!! Kwah kwah kwah!! Congratulations Natalia for getting laid! Bout time anyway. So now, it is confirmed that they are a couple. She left for his place on Thursday after work. Nice. By the way, his picture is also on that singletons website. Check it out....

Speaking of that website, I still have no idea who won. Nicky have still yet to update that site. As far as I know, Nat does not need to win it. She already gotten herself a cockylittlestick!!! ahahahahahahah

Well, we went for brunch yesterday at the Dusit. Look at the multiply site to see the pickkies. By 3 pm, all of us were really stuffed and pissed. So no Double Decker. Home to bed instead!! hee hee. Oh yah, Kate and Andy are getting married next July in Bulgaria!!! Imagine!!! They went there a couple of weeks ago, brought both parents down and decided to have the wedding there!! At a bloody cheaper price obviously!!! So, I have already one holiday set next year.....

We are going to the Indies end of the month. Still have to book the tickets. But really excited.

Dave's in session now. So I thought I'd update my multiply and my blog site. Other than that, nothing really exciting happen.....when there is, you'll be the first to know. And that is a promise!!

xx

Updates.....

There is a site set up from Dubai made for the singletons to find dates. The catch is that these people are actually 'auctioned' off!! The highest price for both sexes gets to go on a date, for 2 of course, at one of the top restaurants here. Who's paying? NO BLOODY CLUE!! However, the money that is got during the auction is for charity......You must check it out at

www.nixcharityauction.blogspot.com I was only told of the website recently by Dave, reasons as obvious. (pppsssstttt: Nat's in it!!)

I came back from Geneva last Saturday and I caught a nasty cold from one of the girls. So I have been sick people since then. Dave picked me up from Abu Dhabi on Tuesday for some lovely TLC. I had to go the doctor on Wednesday to cover myself for a class which I missed on Wed. The doctor had to give me ventolin!!! For asthma!!! I suppose this is the result for 10 years of smoking!!! Boy was Dave upset!!! He threatened me that if I don't stop soon, stuff will happen! What stuff? I'd rather not say. I suppose he had to react like that as I was literally wheezing at night!! Well, I've got a week before the threat comes to place. hee hee

He's now at the pranik healing centre. I'm waiting for the cab. So while waiting, I've decided to blog since I've not done so in a long time. Things are not as how they should be here. Some people who have not worked in a office before sure do not know the office ettiquete ( shit my spelling's horrible). How can you stop a conversation with your boss to answer your bloody mobile phone? Plus as well, you should NEVER complain bout your bad finances to your friends in front of your boss!! ( key words being IN FRONT OF BOSS) Well, He said he will sort it out. We shall see and I of course will update you.

Next month's roster is out! It's fantastic! I've got Jakarta, 2 Bangkoks and a Frankfurt. ( I will try to swop that) then it's my annual leave!!! Of the Carribbean, well West Indies actually with my man!! How wonderful is that!!! Huh! I'm not finished yet. His folks are staying there. hee hee ( meet the folkers!!) But only for a coupla days . We're basically house-sitting for them for their holiday which they have not taken together for a long time. Then come back for a camping trip with the doggies den off to my folks for Eid!!! That's the plan stan!!

Tomorrow, Nat's love of her life ( which I will tell you next time ) is seeing Dave for a session. Then off he will trot to Jumeirah to get a spa voucher for Nat for the birthday on Sunday. Guess how old she will be??

Old enough. Older than me. Hee hee.

I have to go my fans. Off the see the world again tonight. How fun!!

Catch you soon

xx

The Trip

This was given to me by the author himself. I think he will be famous one day, as an author not football player.......oh dear...

Subject: What I did on my summer holiday

By Theo Walcott Esq. aged 8 1/2

I went to a place called Germany with my Uncle Sven and some other grown up's. It is a country in Europe where a bad man called Adolf used to live with his nazties, he does not live there anymore, Uncle Owen does live there, and the grown up's say I cant talk about the bad man as it will make Uncle Owen cry if I do. In Germany, there are lots of castles and some mountains. We are staying in a place called Baden Baden that's a silly name, Uncle Frank has the same name as his dad, that's silly too, his mum must get their underpants mixed up all the time.

On the aeroplane Uncle Sol sat next to me, he got me some toffee and wants to be my friend, he works at the place where I do my YTS, so does Uncle Freddy but he and Uncle Sol are not best friends anymore.

Uncle Owen met us at the airport, he talks foreign, Uncle Wayne, Uncle Steven and Uncle David also talk funny, my mum says Uncle David talks like Orville, he is a duck, Uncle Sol say's Uncle David wears dresses and knickers, and asked me if I had ever worn them. Uncle Sol got me some pop.

In Germany the grown ups are going to play football, my granddad says we beat them in the olden days before my mum was born. That is a long time ago.

While the grown ups went to play football so I went shopping with Auntie Vicky and some other girls she bought me a big ice cream and got herself a little one but she said she was full before she had eaten any and threw it away. She bought lots of shoes and handbags and let me play with Brooklyn. All the other grown ups have a girlfriend except Uncle Sol so he plays with me while they go out. Uncle Sven says I must keep Uncle Sol happy, thats why I got taken on holiday. The grown ups went to play Football against somebody called Sweden, Uncle Sol was crying as Uncle Freddy played for them and would not talk to him. Uncle Sol bought me lots of toffee today and some crisps. Uncle Sven is from Sweden and I heard him on the phone to their boss last night. Uncle Michael hurt his knee and had to go home to his mum for a plaster. Uncle Peter is a giant, a proper giant like the one you see in books; he is rubbish at football though.

Uncle Wayne had a sore toe at the start of out holiday but it got better so they let him play football. Uncle Sol got me a present but I do not like it. He says all Germans wear leather underpants and I should while we are here, they are too tight for me.

All the grown ups started to call Uncle Wayne a potato head who stood on somebody’s spuds. He got shouted at by the referee. They are all saying that we have to go home now. Uncle Sol was crying again and I had to sit on his knee to make him stop. He had his mobile phone in his pocket, I think.

The End.

What do you think?

xx

Dead man's chest

Have you watched it yet? Pirates of the carib 2? It's fantastic, that is if you have watched the first one. Watched it yesterday, gold class, with Steve and goldfish. Speaking of goldfish, her mom's supposed to be catching a flight from scotland ( why I have no idea since her mom's staying in newcastle ) to dubai to follow her on her leg to seychelles. Here comes the fun part, she sent her mom to the wrong bloody airport!!! Oh dear, I really don't wanna be her mom yesterday.
Dave's sick today. For all the 2 1/2 years I've been with him, it's the first time. Got the summer flu. Nat came and gone. She worked for a while, she just left. I don't know whether she'll be back later in the day, but I tink she's finally moved out. When I came last Wednesday nite, she was in tears at the final tipping point. She loves the job, but she feels like a huge dark cloud whenever I'm around, because I blank her. Yes, I don't talk to her. I don't know what to say? She asks me something I answer. That's good enough I think. Obviously, to her, it's not. Well, because of that, we had another barney!!! I hate it!!! Having domestics!!! It was the final straw...for Dave... and for Dave, I will talk to Missy. And so I did...today. She said, morning, I waved. I could only do that as I was in a hurry for a tom-tit!!! Then she asked how was my weekend? I said ok...kinda boring at cliff's but had fun yesterday. I hope that was awrite for her. It is a bloody start, I reckon. We shall see, won't we?
I tink Mattias has moved out. That was what it looked like when I left that day. Aida has not called or texted me to say that anything. I did offer. She declined. So fine. Can't force anyone to do anything they don't want to do can you?
The world is getting bad now....first mumbai lapse 2 days beirut......you didn't know? Keep up with the news people.....

xx

US Visa

I receive a call yesterday from the company saying that I do not start my application for the US Visa, ( which by the way is a very long expensive process and I have been delaying it for the last 5 months ) I will be suspended! Ha! I wish I can say, do it! Cause I am not looking forward to a 14 hour flight from here with only a 24 hour rest in New York. What a threat! What the company should have done, which I am sure that my colleagues will definitely agree, is to arrange a specific day of the week, so that if anyone is free can go to the silly interview, and also to arrange transport from one of the accomodations. This will facilitate all unnecessary payments from us only having to go the airport office to collect the re-imbursement! Who in the right mind will pay about S$40 return trip just to collect S$185??!! Whatever....still need to be done huh? We will officially start this long, dreadful trip on October 26!!! I hope the company won't be a bastard and cancel all the crew's leave with a stupid reason that "we need maximum number of crew" knowing the company, anything is possible!!!

Well, my so-call fued with Nat is actually not over, according to Nat. She made a decision not to be in the house when I am there. So, she now have made arrangements to live with a mate for a while, but her big major stuff will still be in the house. Questions: why didn't she think of this 4 months ago??? why does she think that everytime me and Dave have a little tiff it is because of her? So, this she moving out thing...is this a victory for me? No, I actually feel bad about it. I know for a fact that they will be closer because of the 2-man team. I WILL be left out. Now, is she prepared to go through this again when she gets a boyfriend? People, I will let you know.

Mom wants me to come home for a while to sign some papers. What I have no idea? I am a little pissed off as I did ask her the last time, will there be anymore of this? She said no, then. Now.... aaarrrggghhh!!! Last I heard as well that my bro's in laws will be there before Eid to celebrated Eid in JB. Question: who the hell invited them? I am so not looking forward to the family war which happened the last time families went on holiday together. Don't people learn their lesson? Don't children know that your parents do not necessary get along with your in- laws? If they do, perfect. If they don't, bloody hell put your feet down to say no!!!

I sincerely apologise people for not been around for a long time. My head had been a mess. I thought it would be best not to blog. Unnecessary things will be written when that happens.
Well, me go upstairs now for tea and lunch with darling Shweta.

Catch ya later

xx

PS:Cold amostphere in abu dhabi, which I am not looking forward to. what is it? I will tell you when the volcano erupts. Which i hope it won't.......

Meet the family

A man and a woman, basically a couple. Been together for a couple of years. He's met her mom. Thinks she's barking. Oh and a walking bin-bag. This year, she's meeting his mom, aunty and cousins. Unfortunately, his dad cannot be there as he's gotta take care of the house. They happen to live in a crime-filled city. She was nervous. She don't know if they are gonna like her. They planned. They bought the tickets. They got on the aircraft. They couldn't get upgraded as Captain was a wanker! (reason being that she wasn't travelling alone, oh I forgot to mention that she's working for the airline company, so he can't upgrade her! what a wanker. ) They couldn't really sleep on the aircraft as that flight happen to have a lot of crying babies, which she hates. They get there. Mom meets her. Mom loves her! She loves her. She thinks she really wonderful. She's also a really good cook. They went out to see his sister's gig(sister in a band) Everybody loved it. Sister and band were spectacular. She gets along with aunty and cousins. She's happy. Everybody's happy except dad, who couldn't be there. Dad, I'm sure, can't wait for the trip they are planning to be there end of year.
In the morning, he accidently deleted all the pictures he took! What a twat! Silly man..

Who is this couple? Is it me? Maybe.....maybe not....maybe fiction....maybe fact......

Only those who were there knows.........

xx

Updates

I was watching THS (true hollywood stories) on E! TV in Jakarta that day and they were showing about Beyonce. It kinda brought back the time when I was in Aussieland watching their concert! And I cried!!! They were the 1st band in the world I cried for. I wasn't sad neither was I happy I don't know why I cried. I remember watching MJ tour and saw that many of his fans were crying and I thought " well, they must be really weird to cry for some gay man on stage." When I cried at the DC's concert, I finally realise or rather understand how those people must be feeling at that time. Mind you, I wasn't bawling or anything just tearing up. So people please don't judge me that I'm wierd...maybe I am.hehe

Wenda and Greg are engaged last Friday! Tracy's leaving for the UK in June. For good! So are Sally and Dennis in December! Oh dear, honey, we need to find new friends now. I wonder who will we be having Christmas dinner with then this year. Maybe with Steve and goldfish. Maybe with Jeff. Maybe we'll be somewhere on our own. We'll see.

Apparently some very close friends of mine are planning to move out onto a private accomodation and they want to bring me along. Aw.. how sweet. Thanks guys but no thanks. Why would I wanna fork out more money to pay for unnecessary bills when they are all paid for by the company? Besides, should both of you decide to suddenly leave or rather resign, I can't bloody afford to pay all that rent on my own! I can't be arsed to move! The only time I'll move is when I get married and move in with my husband, which won't be anytime soon. So there. I've made up my mind. People who know me know that I HATE packing and unpacking. So the longer I can delay all that unnecessary shite, the better and happier I will be!! hee hee

My parents are suppose to move to the other side of the causeway, ie into the southern state of Malaysia sometime this week. I have absolutely no idea if they've done so. See this is the thing about parents innit? If you don't call, they won't either! And if you don't call, you get labelled as the bad child. Can't parents call once in a while to check on the welfare of your child who is on her own half a world away? NO! Cause they'd expect YOU to call. That's really not fair! huh!

My man's on the way back from Egypt. The flight got delayed so he'll only touh down at 1am, get home by 2am, sleep by 3 since he HAS to check his mails before he goes off to bed! Busy bastard day tom. So won't see him til night time. :(

Watch tele now...

xx

Decisions....decisions...

A new company memo came out a couple of days ago stating that we can opt for a housing allowance instead of staying of staying at the company's provided accomodation. That money also includes transportation allowance which in total is shite! I know for a fact that a lot of people will go for that, especially those who have boyfriends in town or in the same company. It's good for them, not for me. My boyfriend DOES NOT stay in the same town. I am not the kind of person to know oh no it's the end of the month, it's now time to pay the electricity and water! I have too many bills to add those into my list! After consulting my consultant, ie Dave, I have decided to remain in the 'beautiful' company accomodation. I have a gut feeling that some of my closest friends will go for that! So... when they move out, I will probably get their single apartment. That's it then. Besides, this offer will not go away. I might one day grow up, be responsible and take up that offer. Maybe, maybe not.
Anyway, yesterday I had the best time of my life. We were suppose to go to the Dusit for brunch but something came up and we couldn't go. We went instead to the Irish Village with Steve, goldfish, Marie ( Steve's mom ) and Andy ( steve's brother ) who came all the way from Ireland for a couple of weeks. They've been here before, so it's nice to see them again. We then went to the arcade, like kids, we had a blast! We all pretended to be Jack Bauer, from the TV series 24, and killed all the terrorists in the shooting arcade games. Then....we went to the Jebel Ali shootin range! That was alot of fun. Boy does that bring back memories when I was in school shooting them rifles in the army camps! I came home with a sore arm from the rifle's impact, but it was all good. It's a shame that Marie and goldfish didn't join in. I'm sure they had their reasons.


I have to go to work now.....Bullocks.

xx

PS: Can't wait for the UK trip coming up.

Robbie's Gig

Wow!!! You should have been there....23,000 people ( not 25,000 as I mentioned before. I suppose they CANNOT fit 2000 more people in that jam-packed place last nite!!!) It all started from walking dogs at beach, which was full of idiots so it was very short walk, shower and head to Spice Island at the Renaissanse Hotel for all-you-can-eat-and-drink brunch. Since Dave has cut down on boozing, after 3 glasses of 'apple cider' he was pissed as farts!!! It was hilarious to watch! He was talking rubbish and loudly...HE BECAME NOBY!!! We then head down to the Irish Village for more Satan's drink and Steve bought Dave a peach schnapps shot!! He was monged before 5pm!!!! I texted Nat to tell her that Dave was monged, she contemplated whether to join the boozing race or not!! I, we rather, told her that it is a Friday therefore a NOT WORKING day, and Robbie's here!! So shut-the-f@*%-up and DRINK!!! I tink she did..hee hee.
Then, we head down to Nad al Sheba where the gig's at. Guess what? There were already about 5000 people there when we arrived!!! Shit!! It was only half five in the afternoon and we have bloody 3 hours to wait before hot shot gets on he stage. Mind you they NEVER start on time! I wonder why the hell is that! I think that all singers should take an oath to bloody start their gig's on the bloody dot!!!
So anyway, as time passes by, tick tock tick tock, more and more sweaty people arrive and booze was slowly wearing off! No good I tell you. It's really unbelieveable that it is during these period where people should appreciate underarm deodarant and perfum as in f*&@ing USE THEM!!! My god!! You don't have to look for them odour! It's everywhere!!! BAD BODY ODOUR!!!!
At 7.30pm, Robbie's opening act came on. It was a DJ. He was shite! Really. Not that I am a deejay myself, I do know a lot about good music and hey I'm dating an ex-top DJ!!! I really sholud know. (ok when I say ex, not that someone took over, he got bored and switched lines) By this time, the place was jammed packed!! Robbie finally came out a 9pm!! ( he was meant to start at 8.30pm! what's up with these stars anyway???? Don't they know how to read time??!!)
The whole set, the stage, the lights...everything was great. He interacted with the crowd. He made us laugh, he told us, Ready? Get your camera's ready. while he posed! (bastard!) He made us sing! And he f*%&ed up on his songs. I meant he didn't know the words on some songs. Oh ai! He made fun of alot of other singers, in a joking way, to the other crew of Take That, Ronan Keating, Phil Collins and J-Lo!!! That was funny! And then he made fun of himself.
The down side was that he only sang a couple of his hits, he ocncentrated more on his current album, which is not as spectacular as his former ones. He did sing Feel and Angel and Rock DJ and Let me Entertain you though.
All in all, I really enjoyed myself. I wanted to see him. I did. Did I regret it? Fuck no! I would if I hadn't been. It was an arse to get a ride back home. It was an arse of a major back pain, sore feet and bad odour!! But it was all worth it to see the most flamboyant star on earth live on stage (to my point of view)

You should have been there!!

xx

PS: The pictures are on my multiply site! Check it out! The latest thing is that J-Lo has postponed her concert here next week! B*%^@!!!!!

 

Ok ok...I'm sorry... I was really busy,doing what u ask...well...stuff!! Anyway, Nat's (Dave's new PA) has started. She an Aussie, very nice. I'm the one who's not. It is very difficult for me to kinda 'let go' some stuff. It took me a while for me to be ok, poor Dave, he's caught in the middle. But now, everthing's fine and dandy. I apologise to you honey and to Nat for being a prick for a week and thank you both for your patience.

Remember I told you that I have a project to do? I have a confession to make. I have yet to start on it!!! I know it's the end of the month. I have NO BLOODY TIME!!!!Actually, that's not the truth really. I'm just...well.....lazy.
Now let's get the juice out

1. Shima, I'm afraid to dissapoint you. She's not coming back to Dubai ( unless Leroy decides to sponsor her ) She got the job at the saloon rite? But the owner wants her to start work immediately which she can't as she needs to give her one month notice to her current one. Plus this lady does not want to buy Shima her ticket back to Dubai. So, that's that then I suppose.
2. Anuj ( Shweta's boyfriend ) has started flying. I will find out in a coupla days how it went.
3. Neha's so in love with her current boyfriend who is coming to Abu Dhabi next month for a couple of days before they both head off to Bangkok for a short hol. The whole group's so happy for her. Finally, she got a steady boyfriend who loves her, and has got practically the same attitude.
4. Rakhee. She has been a naughty girl. The girls and I think that she's got another lover who's german and the rumour is that he's gay. I dunno. I have yet to find out the truth. The world is getting more and more wierd. I suppose he can't be gay, he is a bisexual then huh?
5. This year, mom's CPF(the money that the goventment saves for us and pays back when in age) is due. Guess who's the most excited of all? That's rite. The smelly-armpit fat woman.
6. Oh yah, the cricket teams were here playing for the tsunami aid. Aida brought the Indian cricket team on her flight and Shweta brought the Bollywood stars. She was so excited and happy cause Salman Khan was there. He's her favourite. She got his autograph, but thanks to his illegible handwriting, my dear Shwepps thought that he wrote "Call me"!!!! hahaha Poor girl. Trying to hard I think! hee hee

Well, tomorrow is the Robbie Williams concert. I'm dead excited. He is the most flamboyant artist on stage I have ever known. Even better then Bono. 25,000 people due to be sick from the partying and will not be at work on Saturday!!! hahahaha

NExt week will be J-Lo. I just made myself a new top at my tailors. I really excited. I will tell you all about it.

I gotto go.

xx

PS: I have added new pictures. See my best friend's princesses as well.

Lesson in Management

Nanie sent me this...............

THis is a good one.
Johnny wanted to screw a girl in his office.....but she belonged to someone else... One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I'll give you a 1000 dollars if you let me screw you....but the girl said NO.
Johnny said I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down,I'll be finished by the time you pick it up. She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend.....so she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says ask him for 2000 dollars, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down. So she agrees and accepts the proposal.
Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 mins the boyfriend calls and asks what happened......
She said "THE BASTARD USED COINS!!!"

Management lesson:


ALWAYS CONSIDER A BUSINESS PROPOSAL IN ITS ENTIRETY!!!!!!

Projects!!!

Well then..... I went to see the person-in-charge ( can't tell you yet who I went to see ), now I have to prepare a 15 minute presentation on UAE n EY to the team of interviewers which will be in a fortnight. I'm a little excited, a little nervous at the same time. Dave's been a real bitch!!! I really updating the world and here he is nagging about WHY I'M BLOGGING INSTEAD OF STARTING MY PROJECT??? Ok Ok...he has a point but I've not blogged in a long time and there are so many stories to tell......I suppose I will tell you all about it in Jakarta......

Plus as well, add in more photos in the multiply site.....

Gotta go..... he's staring at me now.... ( he's only doing it when he's rite, he knows who's the boss here)


xx

PS: Dave's PA is FINALLY starting on monday, I won't be here, lucky her!! hee hee

Time to move on.....

It does not mean for me to leave my job....no....I have decided, together with Dave of course that it is time for me to move up the ladder. The reason behind all this is, I need a break from flying all the bloody time, maybe if I become like a part time instructor, it would be cool....3 months in the office with newbies, 3 months in the air...Well, it's not like that I am spectacular, but there are other people interested in the same post as I am, and I WANT THAT BLOODY JOB!!!
Actually, I am suppose to update my resume and hand it in to the guy, hey, I need a break!!! Besides, I have to update my 'followers' hee hee....i don't mean it in a horrible way.
Let's see whats the latest,

1. Shima have yet to get a job here, she's going to another interview tomorrow, I hope she gets it. The story of her and Leroy, well, he is now actually a partner in a local firm here, he does not know that she knows...complicated huh? She's trying to play hard-to-get. He's not getting it...she's impatient....yadda yadda yadda, you get the hint huh?
2. Neha's in Delhi, getting her shag from her new boyfriend. He does look nice. Apparently, he's also as eager as she is. And the horoscope say that they are getting married in July!! That's fast huh?
3. Aida's pissed off with the new roster ( oh yah, I love mine, I've got 2 Jakartas, I Gatwick where by the way we stay at the new hotel, like a hostel to me and it's shite! Imagine with a suitcase and no bloody lift! I am pampered, WE ALL ARE!!! And I get to go to both Robbie and J LO's concert in the month, I'm still trying to get Dave to come along to J.Lo's) She requested, with Mattias, to get separate Toronto flights and somehow meet 2 days together in Brussels, don't ask, I'm also confused I've not done the bloody flight. BUt she didn't get it, and she's pissed and she's going sick on that day ( thank god I'm on days off) and gonna write a fat report
4. Shweta. Well, she's happy now that her boyfriend's in the same company, Anuj's last week before getting in the air is next week... so she's happy.
5. I am here in Sharjah. Dave's on the bed, copying some audio books, I'm sorry alot of audio books some for me as well. Dogs are fine, I'm going sick for my Frankfurt flight ( nothing to do except see german sausages???? YUCK!!!)

Oh yah, Mom did come down to Jakarta. We did alot of catching up as well as alot of shopping. I officially HATE my sis-in-law now. I really think that she needs to SHUT THE F&^* UP!!!

That's it for now. I will tell you what I know about you-know-who next time.

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PS: Wish me luck on that part time thingy....

Right then, I know it's been some time since I've blogged. Then again, I do have a life you know. Shima arrived on the 14th. She looked good, better then how she was when she was still working here. I suppose when you are with bad partner you do look bad. Anyway, she wants to get a job here, and sweet Dave's given a friend at BNI her contact. Hope it works out well.
I can't say muc, I need to get ready for my Jakarta flight. Flight official flight. Cool huh? At first it was only me whom they put as language speaker. Then they put 2 more others. That's nice. Mom's meeting me there. I'm quite excited, a little nervous. I hope things work out well, perfect in fact!!

Ok, gotta go

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Change of Roster

I was meant to do 2 day flights...but they(the office) asked me whether I wanted to have it change for a Bangkok? Do I not want it??? OOOFFF CCCOOUUURRRSSEEE!!! So I did!! The crew were great....I changed my usual itenary of Bangkok. No I did not go for a superlicious massage, instead went for a sumptous seafood meal with 5 other crew 2 of whom are their first Bangkok trip! We ate like pigs!!! Seafood fried rice, fried kang kong in oyster sauce, crabs, prawns, tofu and sotong balls all in large portion, all for just a mere AED 35 per person! That's like SGD 17.50 or RM35!!! How cool is that? All of us came out of the restaurant like fat buddhas!!!
So, ladies and gentlemen, the first thing to do when visiting Bangkok is to visit their famous Pat Pong, where shopping for fake goods are a must and the world famous Ping Pong Show (full of 'lady-boys'). It a show where you HAVE to see, but just once so that you can tell the whole world that yeah you've been there, done that. But do not be fooled people, it is the most disgusting show you will ever see in your life.......that's why it's only a one time thing! Those who do know will squirm those who don't....never mind.
I bought my self 3 bags!!! Don't ask. But I simply must. 13 dvds and a fag case. We came back tired, made promises to meet at the pool the next day at 10 in the morning. My arse...we only manage to wake up at 1 in the afternoon!!!Hee Hee
The great thing about that flight was that we do not work on the way back. We sat in the aircraft like passsengers whilst we watch other colleagues slog their arse to please other passengers and watch movies!!!
Now, let's update you....what's there...oh yes....Shima's coming next week. She used to work with Etihad, now she's back in KL. She left the company for personal reasons but she's missing us. So she'll be here for 2 weeks!! I tell you something, if you are still young and want to venture out and be independant plus have loads of fun, Dubai is the place to be. But once you are here, either you get addicted or you get sick of the twats that you will find here. It's amazing that the whole world's collection of twats are also found here. Thank God for me, I'm always out of the country so I do get to 'miss' them....NOT!!!
I've got to go to the office tom for a mere 2 hours to see our new aircraft....familiarisation it's called ( what a word ) then off to Dave's. Can't wait.

Good nite......early bastard morning tom....

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Geneva

What a trip! I tell you...so many things happened on such a short trip like this....amazing! However, this is just one of the few snapshots we took whilst we were there. Such a conradiction you will read, the many things that happened on that trip I really can't tell you yet. Let the case settle and I promise I will let you nosies know what the fuss was all about.
Although we did not do much, Dave told me he did have fun and that was the most important thing. The Captain was pissed every night....that all of us found out that he had a vasectomy 10 years ago, re-married 3 years ago to a Russian bird who by the way is 2 years younger then his eldest daughter!!! Now, this new bride was a baby so what did the old man had to do? Of course, had his balls checked and pricked for them swimmers!!!! Now, what does that tell you about man huh? hee hee
I was suppose to do 2 short flights tom and the day after but the office changed it for a bloody Bangkok!!! How brilliant is that? Now lets see...the shopping list would be.....
I chatted with my dear friend whom I have not spoken to in a long long time. She and I go way back to the Shatec Days. She's now married with a baby girl and is trying for a second one now. She is now the sec to the rooms division manager in a hotel in singapore which I am very proud of. Good gerl Nanie......
Bobsy's wedding day today.(Dave's very good friend) We were suppose to go to Manchester for the wedding, however, I have to work tom so that makes it really impossible. Besides, if we go, not only the pressie we need to think about, the flight only will be about 7000 dhs, which is about SGD3500 for both of us, and we need to pay for the hotel and wat not... I don mean to sound like a god damn scrooge, we are not that kind of people, but tell me then would you spend that much???????? I rest my case people.....

All right now....

I heard that Shima is coming back for a short holiday, remember the uproar due to the pictures, the Danish are making a movie or drama about it.
I shall keep you posted! Hey who else then huh?

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Hello....

I'm in Geneve now with Dave......AND IT'S SNOWING!!!!

Bye.............

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Well then, this is Dave. To all of you who don't know who he is, he is my boyfriend. This was taken on his birthday, to which at the of the night he was totally totally smashed thanks to George and Steve. On the dentist chair in Jimmy Dix, the bartender poured some colourless liquid which I cannot mention due to some reason or other, Dave was practically drenched. hee hee that was funny.
Anyway, as promised, the updates from last nite. Dave was fantastic on stage. It seemed that he was so smooth, but that was so not the case. He was so nervous, he told me later. But I had all the confidence in him to rock. I am so proud of him!!!! And also so proud to be his bird!!!

The comediens were great as well. It is very rare to find all 3 of them to get all the audience cracking, but they did it!!! The 1st one looked like Father Ted, the 2nd one had peeling skin which he ate on stage ( I can't believe you fell for it, I did ) and the last one looked like he had a broken neck!!!! Dave said he will post last nite's pictures on his blog...look at it...otherwise I will have it soon ( knowing Dave) I love you honey mmmuuaahhh!!!!
Sally as usual was pissed and was shouting from the floor about the winner for Big Brother UK, and Dennis was practically pissed at her for doing that. Stop that Sal, shut up sal....
It was a good crowd as well. Tina did not turn up neither did Steve and his pet goldfish.....mind you goldfish's dad and step mom's in town so prob they had other plans....prob trying to swim in the big ocean. That is another story which I will tell you another day, it's too long for one blog. hahahhah

Check out my fotopages...I have some new pictures.....

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