Well well.....the rumour is that the wedding is still on but everything is not done yet. The rumour is that I am troubling, causing alot of inconvenience to everyone else with the fact that since they have not received any news to help with my wedding do, they pressume that NOTHING has been done!!
Oh what small minds do people have!!
See, what I don't understand is that I am NOT living in south america/middle of the jungle in africa/ timbuktu not to have any form of communication like internet or perhaps the simple gadget call TELEPHONE to clarify!!!! My parents are not dead!! My parents are not deaf or dumb (no offense).
People! People! I am in contact at all times!! 24/7!!
Whatever!
Anyway, my dearest family this is the deal....
- The wedding hall has been booked.
- The wedding cards have been printed and will soon be distributed.
- The dress shall be fitted tomorrow (yeah!!)
- Oh, if you are worried, the wedding favours have also been done.
- The cake has been ordered.
- The flowers have been decided.
- The flower girls are all ready...(if you are interested)
Basically, THE WEDDING IS ON AND EVERYTHING IS DONE!! All you need to do is
SHUT YOUR GOD-DAMN GOB AND BRING YOUR FAT-ARSE DOWN TO THE VENUE AND EAT! That's all.
So there. You can start all your leave taking and going through your wardrobe to see what fits yadda yadda yadda.....
That's all.
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