Maids...

This is dedicated to all wives without maids: Hats Off to you ladies!! Now, you might be wondering why I suddenly say this. Remember what happened to the thief maid that we had? Now the house is dirty, dusty and put it simply uurrgghh!! So, when I was there, I had to clean up. Sweep the floor, mop it, clean the garden, clean up the dead leaves, throw away rubbish, cook, do laundry, vacuum the 2nd floor, change the sheets...yadda yadda yadda...IT IS DAMN TIRING!! I don noe how those ladies can do that everyday!! By the end of the 1st day, I was so tired I was lying on the cool cool floor just relaxing my back!! On the other hand, I CAN SAY that I did do a fantastic job...Dave's tinks that it is so much cleaner then when we had the maid!! Thank you mummy and daddy for teaching me when I was younger. Seriously, I can't wait for a new maid to come into the house...lazy pants me!! hee hee

I didn't take much pikkies when I was in New York. I was busy shopping!! hee hee. But I managed to take a couple whilst on the way. Its on the multiplt site. Next month, I'll be doing my 1st Brussels-Toronto flight!! Arse!! After all this time, they've decided to give me finally the 9-day trip in winter!! I definitely will be freezing my arse and tits off!! I will, however take this opportunity to get the runny nose so that I will get off for Christmas!! Now now,don't you dare tell anyone off.It will be our tiny little secret. According toDave,it will be a tele christmas dinner this year. Can't wait.

I called Karen yesterday, kkrraazzyy curly Karen! She has a sprained ankle from the bus driver closing the door while she was helping some passenger into the airport bus!! Poor gal!! She's on the way home for a couple coming back for the 7s!! I hope she do have the tickets already as it has been sold out! I must remember to take pictures for you poor folks who can't be there. Promise!!

xx

I'm in New York!!

Ok, so i dreaded the flight. Becoz, of the extremely long flight and wat tight security they will have and whether will I be pulled out due to my name..So to be safe, I came 40 mins earlier to the briefing office. To get the right papers, to make sure that everyting a-okay!!

Did the briefing, only to flind out that one of the gals left her passport when she sent her car yesterday for repairs!! And then I found out that one of the first officers is not legal!! Damn!! Is that a sign that everything's gonna be shit??!! Got on the plane...went smooth..thank fuck for that...up, up and away we went...time for me to sleep,which on my previous blog I wrote that it was compulsory. I tried...First class..fan-fucking-tastic...hey..It is up to me where the whole crew get to sleep..as si moi's in charge..ah huh..the lady's in the house!!!

Unfortunately, I can't...the air's too dry up there for me to get a proper sleep...unless I get really tired, which at this point I am not!! So what else we do we do? On a 14 1/2 hour flight with only 30 passengers on this mega huge plane? We EAT!!! What ever is available..drink as many cups of coffees and teas as we can..Right now, in the hotel room where the internet's free... I am sitting down with my extremely bloated tum-tum..tanx to the coffee and the norm bloat-thing I get from flying!! Oh yah..I didn't tell you..I thought I was gonna get pulled in customs bcoz of my name...the first thing I did when the aircraft door opened, I asked the ground staff !! hey, you need to noe, you do stuff man!! She told me no...as my nationality's not the targetted ones. But still..at immigration, I was still saying ma prayers...Thank fuck she said...ok thank you..that's it..adios amigos.

So here I am(again, god how many times I have to say this) ok, I am really tired!!! I'm off to bed..which by the way looks really delicious, you know the kind where once you get on it you don want to move?

NO?

Tough!!

Good nite..

xx

PS: Jun darling..got the top! Love it! It fits! Thank you!!

After a coupla dayz off...

Right then...after a couple of days off..I am actually off to New York tom!! Yup, that's rite folks, off to the capital of the world!! That will be a 14 hour flight direct non-stop from here. I've packed, I've shuffled my stuff around ie removing all unnecessary papers from my briefcase, packed my sleeping suit, oh yes, this flight we get to sleep while on duty, in fact it is actually a must of undisturbed horizontal sleep!! Cool huh? I am excited! What will I do there? I don't think I will be going to Manhattan, instead I will be doing some Christmas pressies for my fiance!! And I must try the local food there. I'm sure I will get more JFK flights, that's when I will be doing some sight-seeing!!! Oh yes, I have charged up my camera..I will take some pictures!!

Okie dokie, I have to go now and put in some partie tops! YOU HAVE TO GO OUT IN NEW YORK!!

Adios..tata

xx

Trouble

I was talking to my man yesterday and he told me that he got an e-mail from his daddy, signore professore and his darling mummy ( oh no..they're not italian but it just sounds nice doesn't it signore professore hee hee ) asking him what the problem was and is everything ok? Oh no..me and ma big mouth, getting them poor folks worried...sssooo...
Dear Peter and Eugenie,
Everything's ok now. I suppose this is a big lesson for us to really do some research before we decide to take anyone on. Dave's off to germany tonight, I wish I can be there but I've got New York soon. Besides, I don't think I wanna be there when she's there. Hee Hee. So now, the plan is when Dave gets back ( I will be in New York then ) is to probably boot them out. Naughty naughty me...really, I don't really know what the plan is. I will want to do that, but you know your son, the diplomat. So he will let you know better. I sincerely apologise for making you worry. Everything here is cool as dandy. I hope things are cool as well there.
Lots of Love,
si moi ( ok, I can't really write my name... ) ooohhh the big secret!!

Other than that, I am off to see Dave for a couple of hours for some good lovin' ( stop write there missy don reveal anymore explicit details ) then back here late at night before Dave's off to Germany yah...

I love life now. It's going great. I hope you do too.

Shower now...don't wanna be stinky-poo for later..

xx

My Green IPod

I found my ipod!!! Hooray!!! I thought I lost it in Frankfurt. I'm sssooo happy I found it again. It was all the while in my work briefcase!!! Blind twat I am!! Oh well, while I am updating my little gadget with my new songs, I've decided to let you know of all the updates....yumm..goss...

I told you that Nat's resigned rite? Well, she had a pop this morning with Dave saying that why I was slamming doors at her and why she don't have anything new from Dave? Well, the cheeky git!! Why should I be nice to her when she was just 'throwing' away Dave's hard earned cash? She was the reason why Dave had to change his base to RAK so that he can get a new visa for her!! She also have been using working hours to perform her personal stuff!! Like packing her junk, washing her only mug when the bloody sink had other dishes!!! Going to the desert or wake-boarding or watever she does with her darling pin-head ross!!! ALL ON WORKING HOURS!!! What she should be doing is to sit in the office, PRETEND to be working!! Then as soon as the clock strikes 5, she can go whatever she bloody wants!! Bloody f@^%ing git!!! How dare she!!

Let's see.....what else.....Oh yes....I did upload my pc wif the pix from Dave's birthday!!! Guess what this little ( as if ) smart alec did!!! She deleted it!! Yes,I accidently deleted the pictures!!! So i suppose you have to wait for about 2 weeks. See that's when I meet Dave next. Busy busy bees working!!

I have to go and get ready soon. Doha flight!! Still tired from last night's Bangkok trip. 2 days till official day off!! Yeah!!!

Bah...something nice for you.

New beginnings are always good!! To new beginnings.......

xx

We got smaller

This is Neha. This was taken bout 2 years ago in Ciros. She left this morning. She's got a new job with BA starting on the 18th. She had her goodbye party on the 3rd. Not everybody turn up. Wait wait. Before you get any ideas, we do fly as a career, you know. So the gals who did not turn up were not in the country. So she called me on the way to the airport this morning saying goodbye....I'm gonna miss her. We know each other nearly 3 years now...we were batch mates. We did sooo many naughty girly thangs together. Like loads of partying when we first got here....a lot of tears as well. I remember when she went to Bangkok and she decided to visit her aunty and cousins there. She got out of the cab and she forgot her bag in the boot!! All the mess she went through visiting the cops there. Somehow she still manage to her shopping. Funny gerl she is. Neha is capable of having too much energy on some days all bubbly and what not, to really down with nothing to cheer her up. Those were the days where we can just sit down for 'chai' (tea) and goss and goss. Anyway, I'm sure you're gonna read this Neha. Congratulations on your new venture and keep in touch!!

On the other hand, last night, Shandi got sacked! She apparently have been nicking stuff from the house and 'distributing' them to her male friends. I was so much in shock that she was capable of giving away stuff from boxes which were still unpacked, new curtains which I recently bought kept under the bed....aaahhhh too much to say. I nearly killed her for all that back-stabbing. I couldn't go to work. The best part, she still denies everything and still wanting to make deals to actually clear her stuff some other day to her convenience!! Bitch!! I was so upset that I personally took her stuff and chucked it outside. This morning was such a rush, to get new locks for the whole house. God knows how many other men she's given the key to. So, now I have to write a report for work as I was supposed to fly last night.

Oh yah, Nat resigned. Hooray??!! She somehow decided to change her interest from self motivation to sports with 'pin-head ross' ie her boyfriend Mark. I can't be arsed to type everything. It's just too long. So there everybody, I have to go back to Abu Dhabi to work, leaving Dave all alone in the house with a resigned PA and no house maid. I feel guilty. I feel helpless. I feel shit. I have to change this attitude though cause it kinda drains Dave.

Otherwise I'm fine. I gotta go and start on this report. Catch up soon.

xx

My Birthday

And so, this is the day where I get older. (sniff, sniff) But who cares? I still feel 24!!!! I got up with a big hug from my man, 4 bags of goodies, 4 text messages and 2 e-mails plus one from the company ( bluh ). I got a box full of Issey Miyake goodies, a big jewellery box, a wireless card and a skipping rope ( perhaps a sign from Dave to bloody loose my fat wobbly arse? ) hee hee. Oh and a very nice birthday card, which made me cry like a poof! He wrote without you life would be poo!!

You can see the pictures of my pressies on the multiply site soon! I'm already using the wireless card!! This is ssssoooo gggrrrooovvvyyyy!!!!

I got text messages from my mom ( she also made me cry ) Junita, who also send me an email, Shima and werk!!! Emails from Peter and Eugenie and werk!!! (why can't they leave me alone??? It is my bloody birthday and my right to spend it OUT OF WORK!!!)

So.....to all of you who remember me.....THANK YOU A MILLION TIMES!!! It is nice to wake up with love......mmmmuuuaahhh!!!!

xx

Back to work!!!

After a month of holiday, it is very difficult to go back to the 'work mode'!!! I was suppose to do a very short flight, which turned last minute to a bombay, but that turned out to be fun too as the South African cricket team was on the flight. Let me start from the very beginning from the time I came back from West Indies....

I spent about a week here to recover from jet lag!!! I still had to check my phone every now and then to get the correct date set in my head!!! We had the whole house to ourselves as Nat was in Nepal, remember climbing Mount Everest??!!!! That was very nice!!! So then the time came for me to get home, as in home to mummy and papa...This will be my first time to see the new house ever since they moved!!! And I loved it!! Mom did a fantastic job in decorating!!It's very ZEN!! The sad thing bout that trip was that my brother didn't even appear at all. I wonder has he and family come over yet. Dave picked me up from the aiport with a bouquet of flowers when I came back. I loike!!!So there... that was whole month of deserved holiday, now back to work!!!

They first started torturing me by sitting me in class for my yearly flying exam!!! And that lasted for 5 days!!! For those of you who do not understand, this was how my mind was....IT WAS STILL IN WEST INDIES AND SINGAPORE!!!! Ok I suppose I have to stop whining now.

The other night we went out to celebrate Dave's birthday. At first, we were suppose to get more people coming. But don't they know the bloody meaning of RSVP!!!!??? They only informed us of their sudden CANNOT make it last minute!!! Plus, there is this someone, who shall remain anonymous, believe it or not, ASKED DAVE WHAT HE WAS DOING FOR HIS BIRTHDAY, ASKED WHY SHE WAS NOT INVITED? then on the morning itself called to say that she actually made other plans before!!! Bitch!! Does she think that we were born yesterday??

Disapointed, we told everyone who didn't bother that the dinner was cancelled and just confirmed with our TRUE friends that it was still on. I don't wanna talk about it anymore. Shitty pretentious people!!

So, I'm sure you nosy folks wanna know what I bought for my darling fiance!!! It was the latest imate!! He was so excited with his latest gadget!!!

Tomorrow is MY birthday!! I wonder what I will get. Will let you noe...complete with pictures....

Ok peeps......tomorrow then....

xx